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Lum & Abner: Classic Small-Town Comedy

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Step back into the heartwarming world of Pine Ridge, Arkansas, where Lum Edwards and Abner Peabody run their general store—and get into all kinds of hilarious misadventures along the way! Lum & Abner: Classic Small-Town Comedy brings you the best restored episodes of this beloved Old Time Radio show, featuring the quick wit, charming banter, and homespun humor that entertained generations.

Join Lum and Abner as they navigate small-town life, dream up ambitious schemes, and share the kind of laughter that never goes out of style. With crystal-clear remastered audio, accurate episode details, and cast information, this is the ultimate collection for Old Time Radio enthusiasts and new fans alike.

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246 episodes

  1. Lum Is Nervous: Tracks, Trouble, and the Sugar Bowl Scandal

    Apr 25, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: February 11, 1935 Lum Is Nervous: Tracks, Trouble, and the Sugar Bowl Scandal In this high-stakes follow-up to the insurance check debacle, Lum and Abner find themselves tangled in a deepening mess—complete with broken sugar bowls, stolen missionary money, and the threat of being run out of Pine Ridge. After last week’s failed attempt to retrieve the $200 insurance check from Elizabeth’s sugar bowl, Lum is more rattled than ever. The townsfolk are gossiping, the missionary society is furious, and Lum’s attempt to hide his oversized shoe prints has backfired—literally cramming his feet into a pair of too-small shoes. Trying to dodge suspicion, Lum and Abner retreat to the store, only to be hit with bad news: Elizabeth Peabody may have found a clue about who “broke into” her home. The problem? It was Lum—just trying to help return a fraudulent insurance payout. But with townspeople like Dick Huddleston loudly calling for justice and warning it must’ve been someone close to the family, the clock is ticking. Meanwhile, the flashlight campaign continues to boom, with sacks of mail arriving and votes rolling in for the store’s next president. The contest between Lum and Abner is heating up—though Lum’s campaign is floundering in the shadow of a burglary accusation. Tense, absurd, and full of the classic Pine Ridge charm, this episode mixes slapstick panic with a real sense of small-town justice closing in. Keywords: “Lum and Abner sugar bowl robbery,” “Elizabeth Peabody mystery clue,” “Horlicks flashlight promotion 1935,” “Jot ’Em Down Store election drama,” “Lum oversized shoes joke,” “February 1935 radio comedy,” “missionary money mix-up episode.” Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum), Norris Goff (Abner), Clarence Hartzell (Dick Huddleston), Carlton Brickert (announcer).

  2. Insurance Money Misfire: Sugar Bowls and Schemes

    Apr 14, 2025 · 12 min

    Originally Aired: February 8, 1935 Insurance Money Misfire: Sugar Bowls and Schemes In this delightfully tangled episode of Lum and Abner, the consequences of a little white lie come crashing down as an insurance adjuster arrives in Pine Ridge ready to settle a claim—for injuries that never existed. Still pretending to have both arms broken from a fake car accident, Abner finds himself deeper in trouble when his wife Elizabeth—believing the story—files a claim and receives a $200 settlement check. Despite Abner’s protests, Elizabeth and her cousin Pearl are already planning what to buy with the money. The problem? Accepting that money constitutes fraud, and Lum knows it could land both of them in jail. The panic reaches a peak as Lum and Abner scheme to get the check back before Elizabeth cashes it. The solution? A late-night mission to sneak into the Peabody kitchen and retrieve the check from the sugar bowl—where Elizabeth stores both missionary funds and household savings. With Abner’s arms still “injured,” Lum is stuck doing the dirty work himself. Meanwhile, the election for President of the soon-to-be-reopened Jot ’Em Down Store heats up. Lum campaigns with flyers and school speeches while Abner tries to keep up—though he’s a little distracted by his looming legal troubles. A perfect blend of slapstick, satire, and small-town chaos, this episode showcases why Lum and Abner remains one of the most beloved radio comedies of all time. Keywords: “Lum and Abner insurance episode,” “Abner fake broken arms story,” “February 1935 Pine Ridge radio,” “Horlicks flashlight election promo,” “Jot ’Em Down Store president vote,” “sugar bowl insurance check scheme,” “Elizabeth and Pearl shopping plans.” Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum), Norris Goff (Abner), Clarence Hartzell (Cedric Weehunt), Carlton Brickert (Announcer).

  3. Lum Tells the Truth: No Broken Arms, No Sympathy Vote

    Apr 10, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: February 7, 1935 Lum Tells the Truth: No Broken Arms, No Sympathy Vote In this hilariously tangled installment of Lum and Abner, the scheme to win the Jot 'Em Down Store presidency—and avoid trouble with Elizabeth—begins to unravel. With a phony story about Abner having both arms broken in a car wreck gaining traction across Pine Ridge, sympathy votes start pouring in from listeners sending away for the Horlicks flashlight. But when Abner’s wife files an insurance claim on his behalf, thinking his injuries are real, the boys find themselves in hot water. Now, not only are they risking being caught by the insurance company, but also by the one person they fear more: Elizabeth herself. To make matters worse, the mail is tipping the election heavily in Abner’s favor—thanks to voters feeling sorry for his (fake) injuries. Frustrated and desperate to clear the air, Lum takes to the party line with a surprise announcement: Abner’s arms aren’t broken at all. It was just a stunt to fool Elizabeth. The result? Instant regret, as the party line lights up—and Elizabeth herself is on the other end of the call, burning up the telephone wire. Packed with classic misunderstandings, escalating consequences, and the kind of backfires only Pine Ridge can produce, this episode perfectly blends small-town politics with big-time laughs. Keywords: "Lum and Abner broken arms reveal," "Horlicks flashlight promotion 1935," "Elizabeth hears party line confession," "Lum exposes Abner’s fake injury," "Pine Ridge comedy radio classic," "Jot ’Em Down Store election scheme," "February 7 1935 Lum and Abner episode." Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum), Norris Goff (Abner), Carlton Brickert (announcer), Clarence Hartzell (Dick Huddleston).

  4. Election Day in Pine Ridge: President or Pretender?

    Apr 7, 2025 · 14 min

    The race is on in this laugh-filled episode of Lum and Abner, as the old fellows of Pine Ridge decide to settle the question of who should be president of their soon-to-reopen Jot ’Em Down Store—with an election! Still pretending to have two broken arms to win back sympathy from his wife Elizabeth, Abner figures that if his injuries linger, maybe he should just be made president—after all, all he'd have to do is “sit around and sort of boss things.” But Lum isn’t having it. He’s always been president, and he doesn’t plan on giving up the title now. To avoid another full-blown argument, the pair agree on a democratic solution: let the customers decide! When sending in a Horlicks wrapper to get one of the aluminum flashlights they’re giving away, listeners can vote by writing either “Lum” or “Abner” on the back of the label. It’s an all-out campaign—with stump speeches, slogans, and appeals to sympathy (especially Abner’s fake injuries). But the scheme takes a wild turn when Elizabeth finds Abner’s accident policy and files a claim—meaning if she discovers his arms aren't really broken, he might be facing more than just lost votes… Blending pitch-perfect satire with sweet small-town charm, this episode shines with the kind of folksy wit that made Lum and Abner beloved radio legends. Keywords: "Lum and Abner election episode," "Jot ’Em Down Store president vote," "Horlicks flashlight promotion," "February 1935 radio comedy," "Abner fake broken arms," "Lum vs. Abner rivalry," "Pine Ridge radio sitcom classic." Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum), Norris Goff (Abner), Carlton Brickert (announcer).

  5. More Mail for the Matrimonial Bureau

    Mar 29, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: February 5, 1935 More Mail for the Matrimonial Bureau: Bears, Flashlights, and Broken Hearts In this hilarious and heartwarming episode of Lum and Abner, the folks of Pine Ridge find themselves swamped—not with flashlight orders, but with letters seeking love advice from their recently launched "Matrimonial Bureau." While Lum is anxiously waiting for a flood of mail requesting the aluminum flashlights they're giving away with Horlicks wrappers, most of the letters are addressed to their matchmaking service instead. One letter from Muncie, Indiana, stands out: it describes the troubled relationship of two bears—yes, bears—named Susan and Mickey, who live in McCullough Park and are no longer getting along. Lum and Abner approach the problem with their usual earnest humor, theorizing about bear hibernation, marital snoring, and nighttime prowling. Meanwhile, Cedric Weehunt drops by with the day's mail (a disappointing six letters) and news that he’s patched things up with his sweetheart, Gertrude Seastrump. Inspired, Abner tries to boost flashlight orders with his own heartfelt party-line speech, declaring that if people don’t send in their Horlicks wrappers, “we’re ruined!” A perfect blend of old-time radio charm, comedy, and down-home ingenuity, this episode showcases the duo’s lovable optimism—even as their big flashlight promotion seems to fizzle. Keywords: "Lum and Abner Matrimonial Bureau," "Horlicks flashlight promotion," "February 1935 radio comedy," "Susan and Mickey the bears," "Cedric Weehunt Gertrude Seastrump," "Pine Ridge party line humor," "classic Lum and Abner episodes." Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum), Norris Goff (Abner), with supporting voices likely including Clarence Hartzell (Cedric) and Carlton Brickert (announcer).

  6. Flashlight Frenzy: Horlick’s Bright Idea

    Mar 13, 2025 · 13 min

    Originally Aired: February 4, 1935 Flashlight Frenzy: Horlick’s Bright Idea: In this charming and promotional episode of Lum and Abner, the lovable duo find themselves caught up in another get-rich-quick scheme—this time involving pocket flashlights. Desperate to raise funds to reopen their beloved Jot-Em-Down store, Lum and Abner strike a deal with the Horlick’s Malted Milk Company to offer aluminum flashlights as a free premium to customers. After sending Mr. Horlick a sample flashlight and a hopeful letter, the boys receive a swift and enthusiastic reply: Horlick’s will include a flashlight with every mailed-in wrapper of their malted milk powder. Lum is elated and immediately takes to the Pine Ridge party line to announce the exciting giveaway, encouraging everyone—men, women, and children—to write in for one. Meanwhile, Abner continues the charade of having both arms broken from a staged car accident, hilariously demanding help with everything from lighting his pipe to removing his hat. Their slapstick interactions are matched by genuine enthusiasm for their flashlight promotion, which they hope will bring in enough orders to finally stock the store again. Full of homespun humor, heart, and just a bit of hucksterism, this episode reflects the enduring charm of Pine Ridge and the friendship that keeps Lum and Abner’s misadventures always worth tuning in for. Keywords: "Lum and Abner Horlicks flashlight episode," "February 1935 Lum and Abner radio," "Jot-Em-Down store scheme," "Horlicks Malted Milk giveaway," "Pine Ridge flashlight promotion," "classic radio comedy duo," "Lum and Abner party line announcement." Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum), Norris Goff (Abner), with supporting characters including Dick Huddleston.

  7. Financing the Reopening of the Jot ‘Em Down Store: A Risky Investment

    Feb 22, 2025 · 12 min

    Originally Aired: February 1, 1935 With all the mishaps of the Pine Ridge Matrimonial Bureau behind them, Lum and Abner have set their sights on reopening their beloved Jot ‘Em Down Store. The only problem? They’re completely broke. Determined to get their store back up and running, Lum devises a grand financial plan—convincing investors to loan them the money to start fresh. But Abner is skeptical—who in Pine Ridge would actually trust them with money after all their past business disasters? As they brainstorm ways to raise the funds, their luck takes a surprising turn when an unexpected source offers to finance their comeback. But is this too good to be true? Or have Lum and Abner finally caught a break? "Lum and Abner reopen store," "Jot ‘Em Down Store business plan," "Classic radio comedy 1935," "Old Time Radio small-town business," "Pine Ridge financial troubles," "Lum and Abner money-making scheme," "Vintage radio sitcom episode" Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody)

  8. Abner in Bed with Two Broken Arms: A Price for Trouble

    Feb 21, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: January 31, 1935 Abner Peabody has finally paid the price for all the chaos surrounding Hortense Kelly—and it wasn’t cheap. After days of dodging trouble, facing Lizabeth’s wrath, and getting tangled in a love scandal, Abner now finds himself stuck in bed with both arms broken! As Lum stops by to check on his old partner, he struggles to hold back his laughter and disbelief at how Abner managed to get himself into such a ridiculous predicament. Meanwhile, Lizabeth isn’t exactly feeling sympathetic—if anything, she’s enjoying the fact that Abner is finally in no position to argue with her! With Abner unable to do anything for himself, Lum starts to realize that this might be the only time in history that Abner will actually listen to reason. But will Abner learn anything from this painful lesson, or is he already plotting his next scheme to get back at Lum? "Lum and Abner broken arms episode," "Abner Peabody in bed injured," "Classic radio comedy 1935," "Old Time Radio small-town humor," "Pine Ridge matrimonial disaster," "Lum and Abner slapstick injury," "Vintage radio sitcom episode" Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), Lizabeth Peabody

  9. Lizabeth’s Jealousy: Abner Caught in a Scandal

    Feb 20, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: January 30, 1935 The Hortense disaster has reached its peak—just as Abner thought he was in the clear, Lizabeth gets wind of the whole affair! Now, Abner finds himself in hot water at home, as Lizabeth is convinced that her dear husband has been carrying on a secret romance behind her back. Desperate to explain the situation, Abner tries to tell her it was all Lum’s fault, but Lizabeth isn’t having any of it. Meanwhile, Lum is enjoying the chaos—until he realizes that if Lizabeth doesn’t forgive Abner, the whole matrimonial bureau scheme could fall apart! As gossip spreads like wildfire through Pine Ridge, Abner scrambles to prove his innocence. But with Sister Simpson and the town’s biggest talkers fueling the rumors, will he ever convince Lizabeth that he’s not running off with Hortense? "Lum and Abner Hortense affair," "Lizabeth suspects Abner," "Classic radio comedy 1935," "Old Time Radio small-town gossip," "Pine Ridge matrimonial scandal," "Vintage radio humor," "Lum and Abner mistaken romance" Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), Lizabeth Peabody, Sister Simpson

  10. Abner Goes to the Railroad Depot to Meet Hortense: A Nervous Wreck

    Feb 19, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: January 25, 1935 The moment of truth has arrived—Hortense Kelly is on her way to Pine Ridge, and Abner has no choice but to meet her at the train depot! After days of panic and trying to find a way out of this mess, Abner, reluctantly dressed in his Sunday best, makes his way to the station, hoping against hope that Hortense won’t recognize him. Meanwhile, Lum is enjoying every minute of Abner’s misery, reminding him that this is what happens when you send out your picture to every single woman looking for a husband. But the fun stops when Dick Huddleston arrives with shocking news—Hortense isn’t traveling alone. She’s bringing her entire family with her, and they’re all expecting a wedding! With the train pulling in and no way to escape, Abner braces for the biggest disaster of his life. Will he go through with meeting Hortense, or will he make a run for it before it’s too late? "Lum and Abner train depot mix-up," "Abner Peabody meets Hortense," "Classic radio comedy 1935," "Old Time Radio romance humor," "Pine Ridge matchmaking disaster," "Small-town humor," "Vintage radio mistaken identity" Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), Dick Huddleston

  11. Abner Receives Telegram from Hortense: A Bride on the Way

    Feb 18, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: January 24, 1935 Abner’s worst fears have come true—Miss Hortense Kelly, the woman who fell in love with him after receiving his picture, is on her way to Pine Ridge! After days of worrying about whether she’d actually follow through on her promise to visit, Abner receives a telegram that confirms the nightmare: 📜 “Darling, I will arrive tomorrow. Can't hardly wait to see you. Love, Hortense.” Now in full-blown panic mode, Abner demands that Lum fix this mess before Elizabeth finds out. Lum suggests writing Hortense a letter to explain the mistake, but before they can send it, Dick Huddleston arrives with the fateful telegram—it’s too late. Hortense is already on her way! With Elizabeth still out of town and the town’s gossips ready to spread the news, Abner is convinced he’s about to become an accidental bigamist. Will he be able to escape this matrimonial disaster before it’s too late? "Lum and Abner Hortense telegram," "Pine Ridge matrimonial mishap," "Classic radio comedy 1935," "Old Time Radio romance humor," "Abner Peabody mistaken identity," "Small-town matchmaking gone wrong," "Vintage radio humor" Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), Dick Huddleston

  12. Matrimonial Bureau to Move into Store: Business is Booming

    Feb 17, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: January 23, 1935 The Pine Ridge Matrimonial Bureau is growing faster than Lum and Abner ever expected, and their small operation in Lum’s house can’t keep up with demand. With hundreds of letters arriving daily, they decide it’s time to expand into the Jot ‘Em Down Store, turning it into the official headquarters for matchmaking in Pine Ridge! Excited about their new office, Lum spends the day painting a sign for the business, complete with a very muscular-looking Cupid and some questionably placed lovebirds. Meanwhile, Abner is less concerned with decoration and more worried about where they’ll get the money to keep the bureau running—especially since their only source of income is free board from Sister Simpson, who’s still waiting for them to find her a husband. But things take a hilarious turn when Dick Huddleston delivers a stack of letters addressed directly to Abner. To his horror, he realizes that the Matrimonial Bureau has been sending out his picture to potential brides all over the country! Even worse, one woman has fallen in love at first sight and is on her way to Pine Ridge to marry him. Will Abner be able to explain the mix-up before Elizabeth finds out? "Lum and Abner matrimonial bureau," "Pine Ridge matchmaking business," "Classic radio comedy 1935," "Old Time Radio romance humor," "Abner Peabody mistaken identity," "Small-town humor," "Vintage radio matchmaking mishap" Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), Dick Huddleston

  13. Reading Matrimonial Bureau Mail: Love Letters & Laughs

    Feb 16, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: January 22, 1935 The Pine Ridge Matrimonial Bureau is busier than ever, and Lum and Abner can barely keep up with the mountain of letters from hopeful romantics across the country. From lonely hearts searching for a spouse to bizarre domestic disputes, the old fellows attempt to tackle each case with their unique brand of small-town wisdom and humor. Among the letters: 📜 A man desperate to catch the attention of a mysterious woman who passes by his house every day—but she never speaks! 📜 A frustrated wife trying to figure out how to make her husband move from behind the stove so she can sweep the floor. 📜 A concerned woman whose husband gestures wildly with his hands while driving, making every car ride a terrifying experience. As Lum and Abner sort through these quirky dilemmas, Abner starts to get suspicious—why does one of the letters contain a photo of himself? Could it be that Abner Peabody is unknowingly becoming the face of the bureau’s matchmaking efforts? "Lum and Abner matrimonial bureau," "Pine Ridge matchmaking service," "Old Time Radio comedy," "Classic radio humor 1935," "Vintage romance advice," "Small-town humor and wisdom," "Abner Peabody matchmaking mishap" Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody)

  14. Matrimonial Bureau Swamped by Mail: A Love-Filled Frenzy

    Feb 15, 2025 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: January 21, 1935 The Pine Ridge Matrimonial Bureau has taken off in ways Lum and Abner never imagined! After making an announcement over the party line, letters from hopeful romantics all over the country start pouring in. Women are eager to find a husband, men are seeking advice on love, and domestic disputes are thrown in for good measure. As Lum and Abner sift through the stacks of letters, they hilariously attempt to solve marriage problems—including how to get a stubborn husband to stop sitting behind the stove all day. Meanwhile, Abner is shocked when he finds his own photograph included in a batch of potential suitors. Lum sees an opportunity—why not send Abner’s picture to all the single women to keep them interested while they search for real matches? Will Abner unknowingly become Pine Ridge’s most eligible bachelor? Or will this scheme backfire in the most unexpected way? "Lum and Abner matrimonial bureau," "Pine Ridge matchmaking service," "Vintage radio romance comedy," "Old Time Radio domestic advice," "Classic radio humor 1935," "Marriage problems and solutions," "Abner Peabody romance mix-up" Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody)

  15. Operating the Pine Ridge Matrimonial Bureau: Love and Lawsuits

    Feb 14, 2025 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: January 18, 1935 Lum and Abner’s latest business venture, the Pine Ridge Matrimonial Bureau, is booming—letters are pouring in, and they’ve even got their first wedding scheduled! However, not everything is going smoothly in Pine Ridge. Squire Skimp’s $4,200 lawsuit against them looms large, threatening to take everything they own. As Lum rehearses for his role as justice of the peace, Abner struggles with a more personal dilemma—he still hasn’t told Elizabeth that their oil fortune never existed, and now she’s demanding money to return home. Meanwhile, just as they’re beginning to settle into their new business, Squire Skimp arrives with an offer—he’ll drop the lawsuit if they let him become a third partner in the matrimonial bureau. Furious at yet another underhanded scheme, Lum throws him out—but as Abner points out, if they lose the case, they’ll lose everything. With no way out, their only hope is the missing agreement Squire signed, which would prove he assumed all liabilities for the oil well. But where could it be? As Lum prepares for the wedding, he unknowingly stumbles upon the long-lost document—hidden in his old coat pocket all along! "Lum and Abner matrimonial bureau," "Squire Skimp lawsuit," "Pine Ridge matchmaking business," "Classic radio comedy 1935," "Old Time Radio legal troubles," "Small-town wedding humor," "Vintage small-town humor" Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), Squire Skimp

  16. Pine Ridge Oil Boom Over: Riches to Rags

    Feb 13, 2025 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: January 9, 1935 The Pine Ridge oil boom has officially gone bust, and Lum and Abner find themselves right back where they started—or worse. After learning that their supposed oil well was actually a Southern Pipeline leak, the town quickly empties out, leaving Lum and Abner penniless and without a business to fall back on. As they sit in Lum’s house, reality starts to sink in. With no grocery store, no oil fortune, and no money for food, they scramble to figure out their next move. Meanwhile, Squire Skimp, who tricked them into selling the well, is now on the hook for over $4,200 in stolen oil—but when they go to check their signed agreement, it has mysteriously disappeared! With Squire Skimp involved, could this be yet another scheme? And more importantly, can Lum and Abner pick themselves back up after losing everything? "Lum and Abner oil boom collapse," "Pine Ridge pipeline disaster," "Squire Skimp tricks Lum and Abner," "Classic radio comedy 1935," "Old Time Radio oil scheme," "Southern Pipeline oil loss," "Vintage small-town humor" Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), Squire Skimp, Dick Huddleston

  17. Squire Receives Visit from Southern Pipeline

    Feb 12, 2025 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: January 8, 1935 Squire Skimp’s slick business dealings may have finally caught up with him! After tricking Lum and Abner into selling their oil well, Squire takes full ownership of the Southwest Oil Company—but soon, a visitor from the Southern Pipeline Company arrives with some unexpected news. Meanwhile, Lum and Abner, now completely broke, try to scrape together enough money just to buy a meal. As they debate asking Squire for an advance on their royalties, Dick Huddleston rushes in with a shocking revelation—the oil well isn't a well at all! Instead, they accidentally drilled straight into an underground pipeline, meaning the “oil strike” was actually stolen oil! Now, with Squire Skimp fully responsible for the damages, he makes a desperate attempt to back out of the deal and give Lum and Abner back their property. But will the duo fall for his scheme once again, or have they finally outsmarted Squire? "Lum and Abner Southern Pipeline," "Squire Skimp oil scheme," "Pine Ridge oil company sale," "Classic radio comedy 1935," "Old Time Radio business scams," "Southern Pipeline oil disaster," "Vintage small-town humor" Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), Squire Skimp, Dick Huddleston

  18. Squire Skimp’s Scheme: The Truth Behind Southwest Oil

    Feb 11, 2025 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: January 7, 1935 Just when Lum and Abner thought they had made the deal of a lifetime, they uncover the shocking truth—Squire Skimp is the real mastermind behind the Southwest Oil Company! After selling their oil well for $3,000 cash and a royalty of 10 cents per barrel, they realize they’ve once again fallen victim to Squire’s slick business dealings. As the new owner, Squire wastes no time taking control, and Lum and Abner grow suspicious about whether they’ll ever see a dime of their promised royalties. With no way to undo the deal, they scramble to figure out how to keep Squire honest, debating everything from counting every barrel themselves to hiring an auditor (though Abner hilariously mistakes this for a train conductor!). Meanwhile, Grandpappy Spears joins the discussion as they attempt to divide up their money—only to realize that after expenses, they actually owe money instead of making a profit! With Squire at the helm, will Lum and Abner ever get the fortune they dreamed of? Or will they once again be left empty-handed? "Lum and Abner Squire Skimp scheme," "Pine Ridge oil company sale," "Old Time Radio financial scams," "Classic radio comedy 1935," "Small-town humor vintage radio," "Southwest Oil Company deception," "Pine Ridge business mishaps" Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), Grandpappy Spears, Dick Huddleston, Squire Skimp

  19. Selling the Oil Well: A Deal Too Good to Be True

    Feb 10, 2025 · 14 min

    Excitement fills the air in Pine Ridge as Lum and Abner strike what seems like the deal of a lifetime! A representative from the Southwest Oil Company, Mr. Carter, arrives in town eager to purchase their newly drilled oil well, and after much negotiation, the duo agrees to sell their stake for $3,000 cash—plus a royalty of 10 cents per barrel on every drop of oil pumped from the land. The deal sounds too good to be true, and Lum and Abner begin dreaming of a life of luxury, swearing off work for good. They imagine themselves as wealthy men, dining at Sister Simpson’s boarding house, indulging in cigars, and even planning vacations. But when it’s time to finalize the agreement, a shocking revelation threatens to unravel their good fortune—the true owner of the Southwest Oil Company is none other than Squire Skimp! Will Lum and Abner really cash in, or have they once again fallen into one of Squire’s elaborate schemes? "Lum and Abner oil well sale," "Pine Ridge oil business," "Squire Skimp swindle," "Classic radio comedy 1935," "Old Time Radio financial schemes," "Vintage radio sitcom," "Classic small-town humor" Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), Dick Huddleston, Mr. Carter, Squire Skimp

  20. Hunting the Lion: A Wild Chase in Pine Ridge

    Feb 10, 2025 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: January 2, 1933 There’s chaos in Pine Ridge after an escaped lion—set free when an elephant tore the door off the jailhouse—sends the town into a frenzy! Determined to restore peace, Lum and Abner embark on a daring lion hunt, though their approach may be a little... unconventional. As Abner prepares for the big chase, he insists on using an elephant instead of dogs, inspired by a book on African big-game hunting. Lum, skeptical as ever, questions the plan, but Abner is determined—especially after working out a plan with Cedric to rig up an old car body as a seat atop the elephant. Meanwhile, the whole town is terrified, refusing to venture out at night, despite Lum’s assurance that the lion is harmless and completely toothless! Adding to the excitement, Lum and Abner announce a contest to name the elephant, offering a brand-new Ford radio as a prize. With the town in an uproar, a lion on the loose, and a very confused elephant, this is one wild adventure you won’t want to miss! "Lum and Abner lion hunt episode," "1933 Pine Ridge radio comedy," "Old Time Radio hunting stories," "Cedric and the elephant hunt," "Vintage radio sitcom," "Classic radio comedy adventures," "1930s small-town humor" Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), Cedric Wehunt, Dick Huddleston

  21. Friday Night Sociable: A Crowd Gathers in Pine Ridge

    Feb 9, 2025 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: January 1, 1933 The town of Pine Ridge is buzzing with excitement as Lum Edwards and Abner Peabody host their Friday Night Sociable at the schoolhouse. The event is a big success, drawing a packed crowd eager for music, laughter, and a bit of small-town charm. Lum, ever the showman, makes announcements over the party line, inviting everyone to join in the festivities. The Pine Ridge Spring Band provides lively tunes, while a series of special guests entertain the crowd. Larry Adler, a renowned harmonica player, delivers a stunning performance, followed by George Hartrick, who sings the classic western ballad "Home on the Range." The biggest surprise of the night? Frances Langford, a rising Hollywood star, takes the stage, delighting the audience with her smooth vocals. As the night unfolds, the town’s quirky humor and warm camaraderie shine through, making this sociable one to remember. With its remastered audio and historical accuracy, this episode brings a slice of 1930s small-town life to modern listeners. "Lum and Abner 1933 radio," "Friday Night Sociable episode," "Pine Ridge comedy radio," "Larry Adler harmonica performance," "Frances Langford 1930s music," "Old Time Radio small town humor," "Classic radio variety shows" Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), Larry Adler, George Hartrick, Frances Langford, The Pine Ridge Spring Band