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McGee & Molly brings you the greatest collection of Fibber McGee & Molly old-time radio episodes ever compiled. Lovingly remastered with improved audio quality, each episode captures the magic of this timeless comedy duo like never before. Dive into accurate transcriptions, engaging episode descriptions, and detailed cast information, all curated to preserve the charm and wit that made Fibber McGee & Molly a household favorite. Whether you’re a long-time fan or discovering these treasures for the first time, this podcast is your ultimate destination for classic radio nostalgia.

264 episodes

  1. McGee's School of Santa Clausing

    Dec 7, 2025 · 30 min

    Originally aired November 29, 1937, this festive episode of Fibber McGee & Molly introduces the “Fibber McGee College of Santa Clauses,” where aspiring department store St. Nicks train in the fine art of jolliness. Decked out in red suits and white beards, Fibber instructs his unusual batch of Kringles on jovial laughter, beard-pulling protocol, and even recites a musical number touting the benefits of Johnson’s Wax in classic McGee fashion. From absurd lessons on ribbon snarling and sticker licking to dramatic poetry recitations by special guest Reginald Hamfat, the laughs roll like snowballs downhill. When one student reveals a deep-seated hatred for children, he’s promptly expelled—a moment only Fibber McGee & Molly could make so hilarious. Later, Fibber steps in as Santa Claus at the Donner and Blitzen department store, where he spars with a skeptical Scot, advises Silly Watson on gift ideas, and nearly loses his cool with a gold-digging customer. As his identity is comically questioned by old friends like Nick DePopulous and Silly himself, Fibber learns that being Santa might be the toughest job he’s ever bungled. Full of holiday cheer, slapstick misunderstandings, and sponsor-friendly Christmas puns, this episode wraps up with a reminder that perhaps there really is a Santa Claus—if only for a laugh.

  2. Winning The Scandinavian Sweepstakes

    Dec 7, 2025 · 30 min

    Originally aired November 22, 1937, this episode of Fibber McGee & Molly delivers a comic whirlwind as Fibber mistakenly believes he's won $100,000 in the Scandinavian Sweepstakes. With Molly away visiting her Aunt Sarah, Fibber, aided by his ever-earnest sidekick Silly Watson, dives headfirst into a spending spree. From pledging $300 for a civic horse trough to ordering yachts, perfume-filled cars, and $500 worth of lingerie, Fibber spares no expense outfitting his imaginary millionaire lifestyle. What follows is a parade of delightfully absurd encounters with lace salespeople, civic club fundraisers, and yacht dealers—each deal signed with a fountain pen gifted by a loyal fan. But the final twist? The sweepstakes winner wasn’t Fibber McGee at all—it was a similarly named Philip McGee from across town. Fortunately, the disappearing ink in that new pen might just save him from financial ruin. Packed with gleeful misunderstandings, snappy banter, and Johnson’s Wax commercials, this episode captures the golden-era radio magic of Fibber McGee & Molly in peak form.

  3. The Football Ringer

    Dec 1, 2025 · 30 min

    Originally aired November 15, 1937, this episode finds Fibber McGee stepping up to deliver a motivational speech at the local college pep rally—with Molly away visiting her Aunt Sarah. As always, Fibber’s embellishments run wild, recounting his days as “Pigskin McGee,” the powerhouse of the gridiron. But when the school’s star player Butch Dromsky is deemed academically ineligible due to a history test, Fibber concocts a scheme to impersonate him for the exam—taking advantage of a nearly blind professor. From hilariously mangled history answers to a climactic football game where Fibber, mistakenly suited up as Butch, fumbles and rumbles his way to a game-winning touchdown (with pants literally falling off), the episode delivers peak physical comedy and wordplay. Johnson’s Wax and Glow Coat ads are woven throughout, and the show is remastered for clarity—offering classic Fibber McGee & Molly hijinks in top form.

  4. Introducing Clark Dennis

    Nov 24, 2025 · 30 min

    Originally aired November 8, 1937, this episode finds Fibber McGee & Molly preparing for a prestigious newspaper interview when chaos inevitably ensues. Fibber’s overinflated ego takes center stage as he prepares to charm the reporter with wild stories of his past, only to be upstaged by camera mishaps and comic misunderstandings. Meanwhile, singer Perry Como is unexpectedly unavailable, sending the McGees and Ted Weems on a frantic and humorous quest to find a new vocalist. The search leads them through a string of hilarious auditions, including an overconfident cop, a little girl with questionable taste in music teachers, and the ever-eccentric Silly Watson. Eventually, their journey takes them to the Wistful Vista nightclub, where they discover a talented young tenor—Clark Dennis. Complete with live musical numbers, Johnson’s Wax ads, and a whirlwind of comic confusion, this episode offers a delightful blend of slapstick, satire, and golden-age radio charm. Remastered for clarity, it's a shining example of Fibber McGee & Molly at their musical and comedic best.

  5. Trimming a Store Window

    Nov 15, 2025 · 30 min

    Originally aired November 1, 1937, this episode features Fibber McGee on an artistic crusade after critiquing the lackluster storefronts of Wistful Vista. When he stumbles upon Kramer’s drugstore window and learns their usual trimmer is a no-show, Fibber leaps at the chance to prove his flair. Armed with a wild “harvest” theme and delusions of display grandeur, he drafts Molly, Silly Watson, and even a live turkey into a chaotic window decorating escapade. As McGee piles in corn stalks, crepe paper, pumpkins, and pecks from an aggressive turkey, comedic mayhem ensues. Cameos from Nick DePopulous and a wisecracking little girl bring extra zing to the unfolding disaster, especially when McGee accidentally nails himself and Molly inside the finished display. Undeterred, he proudly declares the cost of escape will be deducted from his $30 fee. Complete with Johnson’s Wax promotions and restored for modern clarity, this installment of Fibber McGee & Molly delivers sharp wit, slapstick energy, and a perfectly fumbled finale worthy of a storefront showcase.

  6. Manager of a Candy Factory

    Nov 12, 2025 · 30 min

    Originally aired October 25, 1937, this episode finds Fibber McGee unwittingly mistaken for a former factory manager and unexpectedly handed the reins of the Kuttelkirk Candy Corporation. Convinced it's his big break, McGee dives headfirst into his new role, dreaming up wild candy innovations like cocktail bars and twelve-layer lollipops—one for every hour. Molly remains skeptical but supportive as chaos brews, including confrontations with factory staff, a hilariously bureaucratic candy requisition process, and a run-in with a British toffee rep. Silly Watson reappears as the devoted crinkler, and Nick DePopulous stops by seeking energy bars for his football-playing son. The pièce de résistance comes when McGee gets literally stuck in a taffy-pulling machine, turning his sticky situation into a front-page publicity stunt. Complete with Johnson’s Wax ads and remastered for clarity, this classic episode of Fibber McGee & Molly delivers rich characters, slapstick misadventures, and sugary wordplay—sweet, satisfying golden-age radio comedy at its finest.

  7. Man On The Street Broadcast

    Nov 9, 2025 · 29 min

    Originally aired October 18, 1937, this episode of Fibber McGee & Molly finds Fibber launching his own “man on the street” radio program—part self-promotion, part thinly-veiled job application to impress Mayor Applepuss. Stationed at the freshly paved 14th Street in Wistful Vista, Fibber aims to boost the mayor’s popularity (and his own career prospects) with a flurry of street interviews, fast-talking flattery, and off-the-cuff quizzes for bewildered passers-by. The segment features a parade of comical characters: the literal-minded Cicero Claude, the wisecracking nightclub dancer Temple Glaroo, a confused Southern gentleman named Silly, an upper-crust Brit with a tongue-twisting name, and even the ever-logical Harpo with a biblical brain teaser. As the broadcast spirals from snappy gags to flat-out absurdity, Molly does her best to keep Fibber grounded—especially when the mayor's niece makes a surprise appearance with a humbling (and hilarious) job offer. Complete with Johnson’s Wax and Glow Coat ads and remastered for clarity, this bustling episode of Fibber McGee & Molly offers a fast-paced slice of golden-age radio satire at its best.

  8. Wistful Vista Auto Show

    Nov 6, 2025 · 29 min

    Originally aired October 11, 1937, this episode finds Fibber McGee resisting Molly’s efforts to upgrade from their beloved but battered old car. When the couple visits the Wistful Vista Auto Show, Fibber is determined to find fault with every new model, even as he’s drenched by a failed demonstration of an automatic convertible top. From absurd sales pitches for the futuristic “Smootle Six” to Ceilie's dreams of chauffeuring in style for his girl Rosebud, and Nick DePopulous’s plan to economize with a taxi meter, the auto show becomes a four-wheeled farce. With Molly’s patience thinning and a salesman sent to appraise their jalopy, the episode rolls out plenty of classic gags, mechanical mishaps, and a visit from little Teeny, whose innocent questions unravel Fibber’s pride yet again. Featuring original Johnson’s Glow Coat commercials and a musical interlude, this is vintage Fibber McGee & Molly with all cylinders firing.

  9. Supervisor of the State Fair

    Oct 27, 2025 · 30 min

    Originally aired October 4, 1937, this episode finds Fibber McGee in fine form as he stumbles into a prestigious—if slightly dubious—appointment as Supervisor of the State Fair. Though initially resistant to attending, McGee changes his tune upon learning about the honorary badge, blue ribbon and all. What follows is a chaotic journey through the fairgrounds, packed with quips, characters, and classic misinterpretations. From dodging baseballs as an African Dodgers "head duck man," to supervising pickle displays and misunderstood livestock duties, Fibber’s exaggerated sense of self-importance is in full swing. Alongside Molly, he encounters Mayor Applepuss, Silly Watson, Nick Depopoulos, and a snappy little girl who’s got his number. There’s even a soap-carved bathtub and a jazzed-up Johnson's Wax plug woven into a sideshow act. Complete with Johnson’s Glow Coat ads and remastered for clarity, this whimsical episode of Fibber McGee & Molly captures the vibrant charm and small-town satire that defined golden-age radio comedy.

  10. Treasure On The McGee Property

    Oct 20, 2025 · 30 min

    Originally aired September 20, 1937, this episode finds Fibber McGee & Molly at the center of a town-wide frenzy after Fibber casually spreads a rumor that $10,000 in stolen bank money is buried in their backyard. What begins as idle gossip quickly escalates into chaotic comedy, as neighbors, townsfolk, and even city officials descend upon the McGee home, armed with shovels and steam shovels alike. Fibber’s attempts to maintain order only make matters worse, with comedic misunderstandings piling up as quickly as the dirt. From a suspicious electric treasure-finding device wielded by Mr. Depoppolo to the McGee’s furnace oil tank being mistaken for buried treasure, the antics don’t stop. Even little Teeny shows up, shovel in hand, ready to dig for gold. And when the police chief joins the excavation, all bets are off. Complete with Johnson’s Glow Coat ads and remastered for clarity, this madcap installment of Fibber McGee & Molly showcases classic radio comedy at its most delightfully absurd.

  11. A Drama in Ancient Rome

    Oct 16, 2025 · 31 min

    Originally aired September 13, 1937, this episode finds Fibber McGee caught up in the theatrical fever sweeping Wistful Vista as he attempts to stage a grand historical drama for the Literary, Drama, and Pinnacle Club. Taking on the ambitious roles of writer, director, producer, and star, Fibber pens an outlandish Roman epic featuring Julius Caesar, Mark Antony, and Helen of Troy—all in a plot involving chariot races, pun-laden dialogue, and plenty of miscast locals. From wild costume fittings and mistaken historical mashups to chaotic rehearsals and a disastrously funny final act, “A Drama in Ancient Rome” showcases Fibber at his overconfident best. Alongside Molly’s steady commentary and appearances from fan-favorite characters like Mrs. Uppington, Silly Watson, and the Old-Timer, this episode delivers a hearty dose of slapstick and satire. Complete with original Johnson’s Wax and Glow Coat ads and remastered for clarity, this riotous installment of Fibber McGee & Molly is classic golden-age radio comedy at its finest.

  12. Acting School Principal

    Oct 16, 2025 · 30 min

    Originally aired September 6, 1937, this episode of Fibber McGee & Molly finds Fibber appointing himself as a one-man education reform committee on the first day of school in Wistful Vista. While Molly questions his qualifications, Fibber charges into Public School Number 14 with ideas to “improve” the curriculum and parental engagement. Mistaken for a student, he quickly takes over the principal’s office and throws the school into chaotic hilarity. From a self-written school anthem to taking charge of PTA complaints, McGee’s brief tenure as acting principal includes visits from eccentric teachers, confused parents, and a singing student named Perry. Hilarity escalates when Fibber fields parental concerns, receives a janitor's “petition,” and tangles with a gym teacher bent on giving the real principal a workout. In the end, the parents and staff come together—in perfect slapstick style—to give Fibber a resounding send-off. Complete with Johnson’s Wax ads and digitally remastered for clarity, this episode delivers classic laughs from radio comedy’s golden age.

  13. The Sports Reporter

    Oct 14, 2025 · 30 min

    Originally aired August 30, 1937, this episode finds Fibber McGee dreaming of journalistic glory as he attempts to land a temporary gig as a sports reporter for the Wistful Vista Gazette. With a local boxing match brewing—pitting the British “Piccadilly Panther” against the American “Harlem Hammer”—Fibber sees his chance to shine. From a chaotic audition at the Gazette's cooking school to interviews with both eccentric fighters, Fibber blusters his way through with his usual overconfidence. McGee concocts a zany scheme to help the underdog Harlem Hammer win, involving a strategically timed tea bell to distract the British boxer. The plan hilariously backfires with Fibber himself becoming an accidental casualty—knocked cold by the very fighter he tried to help. Complete with zingers, slapstick, and signature Johnson’s Glow Coat ads, this classic Fibber McGee & Molly episode delivers golden-age radio charm and fast-paced comedy that lands every punchline.

  14. Super Hotel Service

    Oct 13, 2025 · 30 min

    Originally aired August 23, 1937, this episode finds Fibber McGee and Molly checking into a high-end resort hotel, “The Breakers on Lake Lulu,” for some much-needed rest. But what was supposed to be a relaxing getaway quickly turns into a farcical fiasco of mistaken identity, overzealous hospitality, and top-dollar confusion. Mistakenly identified as "Mr. and Mrs. McGraw from Musty Pistol," Fibber and Molly find themselves swept into the hotel's ultra-efficient but utterly inflexible system, where even hometown newspapers and pest control are delivered with military precision. Fibber insists on bringing his guitar for lakeside serenades, but their romantic plans are constantly interrupted by bellboys, Silly Watson, Harpo Wilcox, and a relentless exterminator named Sprayforth. Eventually, the couple escape to a canoe ride under the full moon—only to be capsized by the hotel’s own service speedboat delivering yet another copy of the hometown paper. From luxury run amok to Fibber's exaggerated tales of Hawaiian ukulele invention, Fibber McGee & Molly serve up another riotous episode brimming with satirical wit, slapstick moments, and charming Johnson’s Glow Coat plugs. It's customer service comedy at its finest.

  15. Newspaper Circulation Manager

    Oct 13, 2025 · 30 min

    Originally aired August 16, 1937, this episode finds Fibber McGee brimming with ambitious schemes to revolutionize the Wistful Vista Gazette. Insisting he has the know-how to boost circulation by 50,000 copies, McGee barges into the managing editor’s office with outlandish ideas—from printing headlines in wild colors to publishing want ads on inflatable rubber sheets for added “utility.” Molly remains the voice of reason, but that doesn’t stop McGee from securing a role in the paper’s circulation department. Hilarity ensues as he hits the streets as a newsboy, barking headlines and fending off turf wars with rival paper hawkers. When he suspects one customer of being a wanted bank robber, McGee hatches a plan involving a manhole and a quick call to the cops—only to find he’s thrown the wrong man into the sewer. Packed with zany antics, rapid-fire wordplay, and a classic twist ending, this remastered episode of Fibber McGee & Molly is a pitch-perfect snapshot of golden-age radio comedy, complete with Johnson’s Wax ads and plenty of laugh-out-loud moments.

  16. Down On The Farm

    Oct 12, 2025 · 30 min

    Originally aired August 2, 1937, this episode finds Fibber McGee yearning for the simple pleasures of farm life and dragging Molly out to “Idlewild Farm” for a nostalgic getaway. But the pastoral peace he imagined quickly evaporates when they discover this high-tech, luxury farm is more country club than cow barn. From electric eyes and artificial sunrises to chickens serenaded by Beethoven and cows treated with spa-level care, McGee’s idealized version of rustic life is turned upside down. Desperate to reconnect with real agriculture, he fumbles his way through encounters with fake roosters, ostentatious hired hands, automated egg counters, and cows that can’t handle baby talk. McGee’s bluster hits its peak when he poses as a government inspector, diagnosing a cow with "insipid pericardium." Add in hilarious cameos from Silly Watson, Nick DePopolis, and even Elmo Tanner whistling with a tuning fork, and the result is a laugh-out-loud satire of modern farming and city slickers in over their heads. With polished Johnson’s Glow Coat plugs and expertly restored audio, this side-splitting episode of Fibber McGee & Molly proves that even when you leave the city behind, the chaos follows close behind.

  17. Grocery Store Manager

    Oct 11, 2025 · 30 min

    Originally aired July 26, 1937, this episode finds Fibber McGee suddenly in charge of a neighborhood grocery store—much to Molly’s dismay. With his signature overconfidence, Fibber dubs himself “Provision McGee,” the premier purveyor of health foods, and launches into a hilarious misadventure as he attempts to modernize the shop with vitamin charts, dubious recipes, and unsolicited dietary advice. From a cranky customer seeking food for a horse to a chorus girl preparing to dump her boyfriend with a mulligan stew, the store becomes a revolving door of eccentric characters. Add in misguided product promotions, failed sales attempts, and a raucous "donation" to a city picnic, and chaos reigns supreme. Molly’s skepticism proves justified as the store’s grand opening descends into comedic disaster. With appearances by Geraldine, the ever-hapless Wallace Wimple, and a surprise city hall swindle, this installment of Fibber McGee & Molly showcases vintage radio comedy in full bloom—complete with Johnson’s Glow Coat ads and expertly remastered audio.

  18. Homecoming Program

    Oct 11, 2025 · 30 min

    Originally aired July 19, 1937, this 119th episode of Fibber McGee & Molly marks the beloved duo’s grand return from Hollywood to their hometown of Wistful Vista. The McGees are welcomed back with a hilarious “homecoming” broadcast, packed with slapstick, sound effects, and baffled audience members who weren’t even sure they’d been gone. As Fibber tries to regale the crowd with tales of his supposed Tinseltown triumphs, interruptions abound—from a telegram asking when they're arriving in Hollywood to a fan who just realized his wife is leaving town. Cameos from Silly Watson, Elmo Tanner, Perry Como, and even Fibber’s “agent” Mr. Optionberg add layers of absurdity. The episode culminates in a mock Q&A about Hollywood, full of ridiculous tall tales, double entendres, and misfired attempts to impress. Complete with a Johnson’s Wax trailer contest promo and remastered for clarity, this laugh-filled reunion show captures Fibber McGee & Molly at their most meta and mischievous.

  19. Best Stateroom On The Streamliner

    Oct 10, 2025 · 31 min

    Originally aired July 12, 1937, this episode of Fibber McGee & Molly finds the duo aboard a deluxe streamliner headed back to Wistful Vista. Determined to secure the best stateroom on the train, Fibber shoves his way to what he believes is the top berth—only to later learn they’ve been lounging in the ladies’ retiring room. From bridge-playing invitations and mix-ups with telegrams to souvenir salesmen hawking “nicheable” blankets and a surprise serenade by a famous tenor, the laughs come fast and furious. As hunger sets in and they fail to locate a dining stop, Fibber and Molly try to sleep it off—until Silly Watson, moonlighting as a porter, finally evicts them from the room they never should have occupied. Peppered with witty wordplay, classic train-travel gags, and Johnson’s Wax plugs, this episode captures Fibber McGee & Molly at full steam, showcasing the couple’s charm, chaos, and ever-misguided confidence.

  20. Getting out of the Hollywood Lease

    Oct 9, 2025 · 30 min

    Originally aired July 5, 1937, this episode of Fibber McGee & Molly follows the comedic chaos that ensues as Fibber tries to wriggle out of a six-month apartment lease in Hollywood. With their movie finished and plans to return home via the Grand Canyon and Yosemite, Fibber becomes determined to get evicted rather than pay rent for months they won’t use. From loud musical rehearsals by Jimmy Greer’s orchestra to late-night crooning by Tommy Harris, every scheme hilariously backfires—neighbors ask for encores instead of complaining. Even Fibber’s over-the-top antics with hammers, window-breaking, and mock parties can’t budge the lease. It's not until the rental agent discovers the McGees are actors that he evicts them on the spot, finally freeing them to leave. Packed with slapstick, witty wordplay, and the classic recurring joke about Fibber’s mispronunciation of “Yosemite,” this episode delivers signature laughs, a little chaos, and a big payoff. Complete with Johnson’s Wax ads and a remastered broadcast, it's vintage Fibber McGee & Molly at its most farcical.

  21. The Human Cannon Ball

    Oct 8, 2025 · 25 min

    Originally aired June 28, 1937, this episode finds Fibber McGee & Molly presiding over a rousing fundraising carnival for the Wistful Vista Literary, Drama, and Pinochle Club—culminating in Fibber’s bravest (and most harebrained) stunt yet: getting shot out of a cannon. As McGee “checks the concessions,” we meet a parade of midway characters—a gypsy fortune-teller foreseeing “a big explosion,” a breezy Geraldine, a beleaguered balloon man, Mrs. Wearybottom, the ever-slick Harlow Wilcox with his Johnson’s plugs, and Mayor Applepuss, who tries to stop the act just as Fibber wedges himself in the cannon’s muzzle. There’s music from Jimmy Greer’s orchestra (with Tommy Harris crooning “My Last Affair”), sponsor shenanigans, and a net-snapping finale that proves our human cannonball can still stick the landing—after a lot of bluster and a little luck. Complete with Johnson’s Glow Coat ads and remastered for clarity, this sparkling installment of Fibber McGee & Molly fires off peak golden-age radio fun.

  22. Reaching the Summer Cottage

    Oct 7, 2025 · 30 min

    Originally Aired: June 14, 1937 In Fibber McGee and Molly #114, “Reaching the Summer Cottage,” the McGees set out for their long-awaited vacation retreat—sight unseen, of course—and soon find themselves lost in the deep woods with a car full of groceries, fishing tackle, and confusion. Along the way, they meet a hermit with bad jokes, a talkative little girl, a “lost tribe” Indian, and even Harlow Wilcox, who manages to slip in a Johnson’s Wax commercial amid the chaos. After countless wrong turns, wordplay, and woodland encounters, the couple finally discover the truth: their charming “By-the-Wee Cottage” is now 40 feet underwater thanks to a newly built dam. Fibber vows to dive in and “turn off the water,” ending the misadventure on a perfectly McGee note. Cast: Jim Jordan (Fibber McGee), Marian Jordan (Molly McGee), Harlow Wilcox, Hugh Studebaker, Isabel Randolph, and the musical talents of Jimmy Greer and his orchestra Tags: FibberMcGeeAndMolly, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JohnsonWax, summeradventure, lostvacation, ByTheWeeCottage, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, fishingtrip, classicradio, GlowCoat, ruralcomedy, misdirection, waterloggedcottage, HollywoodEra, JimAndMarianJordan

  23. I Know Just The Spot For A Picnic

    Oct 6, 2025 · 30 min

    Originally aired May 24, 1937, this episode of Fibber McGee & Molly follows the couple as Molly insists on a spring picnic while Fibber grumbles that “the only good picnic spot is the kitchen table.” Despite his complaints, he leads her (and their loaded baskets) on a misadventurous quest for the perfect location. Every spot proves disastrous: they’re chased from private property, driven off a golf course by “Brassy Bertha,” interrupted by Mort Tooth’s groaners, and nearly caught in the crossfire at a National Guard rifle range. Along the way, Geraldine drops by with quips from Gerald, Harlow Wilcox “bird-watches” while raiding the food, Tommy Harris croons “They Can’t Take That Away From Me,” and Teeny punctures Fibber’s tall tale as “Timber McGee.” At last, the McGees retreat to their own backyard—only to have a neighbor beat rugs, sending dust all over the food. Defeated, they haul the picnic indoors, just as Mrs. Wearybottom phones to invite them on her picnic. A classic farce of foiled plans, sponsor tie-ins, and stubborn optimism, this episode highlights the eternal comic battle between Fibber’s bluster and Molly’s patience.

  24. McGee School of Dramatics

    Oct 5, 2025 · 29 min

    Originally aired May 17, 1937, this Hollywood installment of Fibber McGee & Molly finds Fibber launching the grandiose “Fibber McGee Academy of Dramatic Art, Acting and Bagpipe Instruction.” Convinced Tinseltown needs his expertise, McGee advertises lessons in everything from ballet to ukulele—while Molly points out he can barely act himself. Visitors range from Jimmy Greer and his orchestra, to Tommy Harris singing “Too Marvelous for Words,” to Mrs. Wearybottom with a fresh round of barbs. A ventriloquist, a Russian adagio “maestro,” Rippo the paper-tearer, and even Harlow “Harpo” Wilcox audition their talents, while Teeny dreams of being Shirley Temple. McGee, meanwhile, insists on his showbiz past and even offers “lip-reading lessons” to suspicious callers. The chaos crescendos when Rippo accidentally shreds Fibber’s prized Paramount contract, leaving Molly exasperated and McGee scrambling for excuses. Brimming with parodies of Hollywood hopefuls, sponsor tie-ins, and Fibber’s endless bragging, this Glow Coat–shined episode skewers the absurdity of both drama schools and small-town showbiz dreams. 

  25. Private Patrolman McGee

    Oct 4, 2025 · 30 min

    Originally aired May 10, 1937, this Hollywood-set episode of Fibber McGee & Molly finds the McGees checked into the “Clean Rooms Hotel” while awaiting word from Paramount about their big movie break. Fibber, convinced he’s the next Ronald—or Gary—McGee, poses in front of mirrors, mistakes photographers for reporters, and even gets mistaken himself for a murder suspect. To keep busy (and earn steady pay), Molly pushes him into a new sideline: working for the Watchful Eye Patrol Service. Declaring himself “Jiu Jitsu McGee, the jumping, jabbing genius of Java to Japan,” Fibber quickly bungles his way through an interview with the chief, a sparring match with the formidable Matsudo, and a burglary investigation that ends with him in headlocks instead of headlines. With guest singer Tommy Harris crooning “The Mood That I’m In,” Jimmy Greer’s orchestra swinging, Teeny popping up with her usual sass, and Harlow Wilcox tying in Johnson’s Auto Wax contest promotions, this episode blends crime-busting parody with Hollywood satire—proving Fibber can’t even guard a beat without becoming the joke himself.