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Lum & Abner: Classic Small-Town Comedy

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Step back into the heartwarming world of Pine Ridge, Arkansas, where Lum Edwards and Abner Peabody run their general store—and get into all kinds of hilarious misadventures along the way! Lum & Abner: Classic Small-Town Comedy brings you the best restored episodes of this beloved Old Time Radio show, featuring the quick wit, charming banter, and homespun humor that entertained generations.

Join Lum and Abner as they navigate small-town life, dream up ambitious schemes, and share the kind of laughter that never goes out of style. With crystal-clear remastered audio, accurate episode details, and cast information, this is the ultimate collection for Old Time Radio enthusiasts and new fans alike.

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246 episodes

  1. Boss Abner Makes Clerk Edwards' Life Miserable: A Role Reversal with Plenty of Sass

    Jan 2, 2026 · 15 min

    You said: L&A 1935-07-16 (152) Lum Forgot to Buy Fire Insurance.txt Document POD - Lum & Abner said: Title: Lum Forgot to Buy Fire Insurance: A Blaze, a Blunder, and a New Job at the Jot 'Em Down Store Originally Aired: July 16, 1935 In Lum & Abner #152, “Lum Forgot to Buy Fire Insurance,” disaster strikes Pine Ridge as Lum discovers his movie house, the Pine Ridge Planetarium, was destroyed by fire—and worse, he forgot to buy fire insurance. The oversight, triggered by a distraction during a court case with Squire Skimp, leaves Lum penniless and jobless. As he searches for work—from dishwashing to logging—he’s too proud to ask for help. Meanwhile, Abner secretly hopes Lum will join him at the Jot 'Em Down Store. After much hesitation, Lum humbly accepts a job from his old partner. The episode blends heartfelt humility with the duo’s trademark comedic warmth as Lum’s fortunes take a twist—from big-time showman to small-town clerk. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Dick Huddleston and Luke Spears Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, PineRidge, fireinsurance, Horlicks, ruraldrama, vintagebroadcast, comedyduo, radiohumor, PlanetariumFire, LumLosesAll, smalltownlife, backwoodsbusiness, classicradio, vaudeville, LumClerkAgain Title: Boss Abner Makes Clerk Edwards' Life Miserable: A Role Reversal with Plenty of Sass Originally Aired: July 17, 1935 In Lum & Abner #153, “Boss Abner Makes Clerk Edwards’ Life Miserable,” the once-mighty Lum Edwards faces his toughest challenge yet: working as a delivery boy under his former partner, Abner Peabody. Abner quickly lets the power go to his head, turning into a tyrannical boss who calls Lum “boy,” orders him around, and even sends him on a wild goose chase with mislabelled deliveries. Grandpappy Spears watches the chaos unfold and offers comic relief—and sympathy. Meanwhile, Abner’s antics blur the line between revenge and ridiculousness, with his exaggerated store announcements and mispriced flour sales. Despite the torment, Lum plays along, too proud—and too broke—to quit. A hilarious take on pride, humility, and small-town store politics. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), with Grandpappy Spears and Ezra Seastrunk as supporting characters Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, PineRidge, Horlicks, vintagebroadcast, ruralcomedy, vaudeville, roleReversal, AbnerBossesLum, GrandpapSpears, clerkLum, radiohumor, classicradio, bossyAbner, smalltownantics, powertripAbner

  2. Lum Forgot to Buy Fire Insurance: A Blaze, a Blunder, and a New Job at the Jot 'Em Down Store

    Jan 2, 2026 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: July 16, 1935 In Lum & Abner #152, “Lum Forgot to Buy Fire Insurance,” disaster strikes Pine Ridge as Lum discovers his movie house, the Pine Ridge Planetarium, was destroyed by fire—and worse, he forgot to buy fire insurance. The oversight, triggered by a distraction during a court case with Squire Skimp, leaves Lum penniless and jobless. As he searches for work—from dishwashing to logging—he’s too proud to ask for help. Meanwhile, Abner secretly hopes Lum will join him at the Jot 'Em Down Store. After much hesitation, Lum humbly accepts a job from his old partner. The episode blends heartfelt humility with the duo’s trademark comedic warmth as Lum’s fortunes take a twist—from big-time showman to small-town clerk. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Dick Huddleston and Luke Spears Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, PineRidge, fireinsurance, Horlicks, ruraldrama, vintagebroadcast, comedyduo, radiohumor, PlanetariumFire, LumLosesAll, smalltownlife, backwoodsbusiness, classicradio, vaudeville, LumClerkAgain

  3. Lum's Theater Burns Down: Suspicions, Accusations, and a Costly Oversight

    Dec 28, 2025 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: July 15, 1935 In Lum & Abner #151, “Lum's Theater Burns Down,” Pine Ridge is abuzz after the sudden fire that razed the Pine Ridge Planetarium. As the town speculates arson, Abner leaps into constable mode—accusing Grandpappy Spears based on a half-baked interpretation of a figure of speech. Suspicion hovers over Squire Skimp, the town's perennial schemer, but with no evidence, justice stalls. Meanwhile, Dick Huddleston reminds everyone that Lum had been planning to insure the theater—only to discover, in a cruel twist, that no fire policy was ever issued. With the Planetarium in ashes and no insurance payout, Lum faces a total loss… and Abner, for once, might be glad he’s not a partner. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Dick Huddleston and Grandpappy Spears Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, PineRidge, SquireSkimp, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, arsonmystery, Horlicks, smalltowndrama, classicradio, vaudeville, fireinvestigation, theaterburnsdown, noinsurance, Lumstroubles, GoffAndLauck

  4. Abner Believes Lum Ripped Him Off: A Business Deal Backfires

    Dec 19, 2025 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: July 12, 1935 In Lum & Abner #150, “Abner Believes Lum Ripped Him Off,” tensions flare in Pine Ridge as Abner fumes over a recent business exchange, convinced he got the short end of the stick trading his picture show interest for the Jot ‘Em Down Store. Grandpappy Spears gets caught in the crossfire, and Abner’s rage is only matched by Squire Skimp’s simmering threats. As the dust settles and Lum attempts an apology, the partners reflect on their long history—only to butt heads again over pride and principle. But when a fire alarm rings and the picture show goes up in flames, it seems Abner may have made the better deal after all. A fiery episode filled with comic quarrels, grudging forgiveness, and small-town theatrics. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), supporting voices include Grandpappy Spears and Squire Skimp Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, badbusinessdeal, pictureShow, firealarm, ruralcomedy, vaudeville, classicradio, GoffAndLauck, businessquarrel, GrandpappySpears

  5. Abner Hires Cedric to be Clerk in Store: A New Era at the Jot 'Em Down

    Dec 15, 2025 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: July 11, 1935 In Lum & Abner #149, “Abner Hires Cedric to be Clerk in Store,” a fresh chapter begins for Pine Ridge’s favorite duo—apart. Following a spat that ended their partnership, Lum now solely owns the Pine Ridge Planetarium picture show, while Abner takes full control of the Jot 'Em Down Store. Determined to prove he can run the store alone, Abner hires Cedric as his new clerk and sets out to train him with a series of hilarious role-playing exercises. But Cedric’s confusion between play-acting and real work leads to comic misunderstandings, especially when he impersonates hard-of-hearing Henry Lunsford. Meanwhile, Abner's enthusiasm is tempered when Dick Huddleston reveals he may have gotten the raw end of the deal. Fueled by indignation, Abner storms off to confront Lum, setting the stage for another uproarious twist in their friendly rivalry. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Cedric, Dick Huddleston Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, PineRidge, Cedric, pictureShow, partnershipSplit, ruralcomedy, smalltownbusiness, clerktraining, classicradio, vaudeville, mistakenValue, AbnerInCharge, GoffAndLauck

  6. Argument Over How to Run Picture Show: Screeno vs. Tradition and a Major Trade

    Dec 13, 2025 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: July 10, 1935 In Lum & Abner #148, “Argument Over How to Run Picture Show,” Lum’s latest scheme to boost attendance at the Pine Ridge Planetarium—a bingo-style game called “Screeno”—sparks an uproar. Abner, who sees the plan as a reckless giveaway, digs in his heels. Their heated argument ends in a dramatic split: Lum and Abner dissolve their long-time partnership, swapping ownerships—Abner takes the Jot ‘Em Down Store, and Lum claims full control of the picture show. It’s a turning point in Pine Ridge history, filled with stubborn pride, old-time business values, and a hint of regret under the bravado. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), with appearances by Vic and Dick Huddleston Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, Screeno, picturebusiness, ruralcomedy, classicradio, vaudeville, businesssplit, smalltownlife, Horlicks, AbnerVsLum, comedyconflict

  7. Lawyer Lum Decides It’s Time to Retire: A Case Too Close to Home

    Dec 7, 2025 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: July 9, 1935 In Lum & Abner #147, “Lawyer Lum Decides It’s Time to Retire,” Lum’s short-lived legal career runs into a familiar obstacle—himself. After encouraging Mrs. Phillips to sue the owner of a horse that wrecked her garden, he discovers the culprit was his own horse. Desperate to prevent the case from going to court, Lum and Abner scramble to convince Mrs. Phillips to drop the suit. But her stubbornness forces Lum to negotiate a $10 settlement—only to bill her the same amount in legal fees. In true Pine Ridge fashion, Lum’s ambitions crash back to earth in hilarious fashion, and he vows to leave lawyering behind... for good. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Mrs. Phillips Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, Horlicks, classicradio, backyardlawyer, legalmisfire, horseinvasion, ruralcomedy, vaudeville, LumRetires, GoffAndLauck

  8. Lum Decides to Become a Lawyer: Eddards, Eddards & Eddards Opens for Business

    Dec 7, 2025 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: July 8, 1935 In Lum & Abner #146, “Lum Decides to Become a Lawyer,” fresh off his courtroom success, Lum catches a case of legal ambition. Convinced his clever use of evidence in Squire Skimp’s trial qualifies him for the profession, Lum launches his own law firm—Eddards, Eddards & Eddards (never mind that he’s the only Eddards involved). With no training but boundless confidence, he takes on local “cases,” including collecting a $1.25 corn debt and helping a neighbor sue over garden damage caused by a rogue horse—who turns out to be Lum’s own. This hilarious episode captures Pine Ridge’s brand of legal drama, where good intentions meet comical chaos. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Grandpappy Spears, Dick Huddleston, and Cedric Wehunt Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, Horlicks, legaldrama, classicradio, vaudeville, backyardlawyer, roguehorse, ruraljustice, GoffAndLauck, EddardsEddardsAndEddards, comiclitigation

  9. Lum Arrives with Important Evidence: A Courtroom Turnaround

    Dec 7, 2025 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: July 5, 1935 In Lum & Abner #145, “Lum Arrives with Important Evidence,” the courtroom drama reaches its peak as the trial over Squire Skimp’s injury at the Pine Ridge Planetarium hangs in the balance. With damaging testimony from Snake Hogan and Doc Miller, things look grim for Lum and Abner—until Lum bursts into the courtroom with a game-changing revelation. It turns out Squire applied for life insurance just days after the alleged accident and passed a physical examination with flying colors. The shocking twist not only undercuts Squire's claims of injury but leads to a motion to dismiss the case entirely. A thrilling episode packed with suspense, humor, and a touch of rural justice. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Squire Skimp, Grandpappy Spears, Cedric Wehunt, and Dick Huddleston Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, courtroomcomedy, Horlicks, legaldrama, classicradio, vaudeville, ruraljustice, insuranceevidence, GoffAndLauck

  10. Lum, Abner & Squire Off to Court: A Legal Ambush Unfolds

    Dec 7, 2025 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: July 4, 1935 In Lum & Abner #144, “Lum, Abner & Squire Off to Court,” the courtroom showdown looms as Squire Skimp springs a legal trap. After being duped into giving a signed statement to a man they believed was on their side, Lum and Abner discover the stranger actually works for Squire. With the trial set for tomorrow, the duo scrambles at the Pine Ridge Planetarium, hoping to unearth financial records that might aid their defense. The tension rises as they brace for battle against Squire’s underhanded tactics in what could be the most pivotal legal showdown in Pine Ridge yet. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Squire Skimp Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, courtroomcomedy, Horlicks, legaldrama, classicradio, vaudeville, schemingSquire, PlanetariumPlot, ruraljustice, GoffAndLauck

  11. Lum Explains the Whole Case to Squire’s Lawyer in Disguise

    Dec 7, 2025 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: July 3, 1935 In Lum & Abner #143, “Lum Explains the Whole Case to Squire’s Lawyer,” just as it seems the worst is behind them, Lum unknowingly delivers the entire case—wrapped with a bow—into the hands of the enemy. When a man posing as their legal representative arrives to collect background details on the lawsuit, Lum eagerly shares every misstep: the damaging letter, the burglary, and even Abner’s signed confession. It’s only after the man leaves that Abner reveals the truth: the visitor wasn’t their lawyer at all, but someone working for Squire Skimp. In classic Lum & Abner fashion, the comedy of errors spirals, as good intentions meet poor judgment. This episode captures the height of small-town misunderstandings and legal naivety, as the duo unwittingly strengthens the very case that threatens to ruin them. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Squire Skimp and Mr. Ferguson (a.k.a. Mr. Far from “Far, Far, and Far”) Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, classicradio, vaudeville, legalcomedy, courtroomdrama, mistakenidentity, GoffAndLauck, Abnerconfession, Horlicks, legalblunder, SquiresLawyerSpy

  12. Abner Arrested for Breaking & Entering: A Deal with the Devil

    Dec 7, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: July 2, 1935 In Lum & Abner #142, “Abner Arrested for Breaking & Entering,” the consequences of last episode’s ill-fated scheme come crashing down. After sneaking into Squire Skimp’s home to retrieve a damaging letter, Abner is caught red-handed—literally pinned under Squire, who wastes no time calling the sheriff. Facing charges from burglary to larceny and even firearms possession, Abner's in deeper trouble than ever before. As panic spreads, Lum and Dick Huddleston attempt to reason with Squire, who agrees to drop the charges… in exchange for Abner signing a mysterious document. But as the ink dries, the trio realizes the signature may have doomed their lawsuit defense entirely. Squire proves once again he’s the master manipulator of Pine Ridge. This episode is a brilliant blend of comedy, tension, and small-town intrigue, showcasing how a single misstep can unravel everything. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Dick Huddleston, Grandpap Spears, and Squire Skimp Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, legalcomedy, Horlicks, classicradio, vaudeville, AbnerArrested, breakingandentering, baddeal, courtroomdrama, publicenemyPineRidge, GoffAndLauck

  13. Abner & Grandpap Break into Squire's House: A Desperate Move for Justice

    Dec 7, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: July 1, 1935 In Lum & Abner #141, “Abner & Grandpap Break into Squire's House,” desperation pushes the old fellows to the brink as Squire Skimp tightens his grip on the looming lawsuit. With a handwritten letter inadvertently admitting fault over Squire’s staged injury, Lum and Abner face near-certain defeat in court. After weighing the threat of losing their picture show—or worse—Abner and Grandpap hatch a bold plan: sneak into Squire’s house to steal back the incriminating note. What unfolds is part comedy, part heist, and all Pine Ridge ingenuity. As the clock ticks down, the duo’s fumbling stealth mission teeters between absurdity and justice, with the fate of the Jot ‘Em Down Store’s co-owners hanging in the balance. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Dick Huddleston, Grandpap Spears, and Squire Skimp Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, courtroomdrama, Horlicks, classicradio, vaudeville, legalcomedy, noteheist, AbnerandGrandpap, sneakymission, GoffAndLauck, smalltownjustice, breakinplot

  14. Letter Will Become Incriminating Evidence: Squire’s Legal Trap

    Dec 7, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: June 28, 1935 In Lum & Abner #140, “Letter Will Become Incriminating Evidence,” Squire Skimp turns a staged stumble at the Pine Ridge Planetarium into a high-stakes legal trap. Claiming injury, he files a $1,000 personal injury lawsuit against Lum and Abner—despite there being little to no medical evidence of harm. As the duo scrambles to avoid court, Doc Miller’s clean bill of health and Squire’s suspicious insistence on paying admission begin to paint a clearer picture: the fall was no accident. When a well-meaning letter of apology from Lum and Abner is presented as a confession of guilt, the stakes escalate. In a masterful stroke of manipulation, Squire offers to drop the suit… for a controlling interest in their movie theater. This episode is a clever tale of small-town schemes, legal loopholes, and the consequences of seemingly innocent words. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Dick Huddleston and Squire Skimp Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, smalltownschemes, courtroomdrama, Horlicks, fakeinjury, classicradio, vaudeville, legalcomedy, incriminatingletter, picturetheaterblackmail, GoffAndLauck

  15. Lum & Abner Rcv Lawsuit Notice

    Dec 7, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: June 27, 1935 In Lum & Abner #139, “Lum & Abner Rcv Lawsuit Notice,” the peaceful rhythm of Pine Ridge is shattered when Lum and Abner receive a registered letter—official notice of a $1,000 lawsuit from none other than Squire Skimp. Still recovering from injuries he sustained during a picture show at their Planetarium, Squire's sudden legal action stuns the duo. Meanwhile, Cedric battles sleep deprivation, Abner refuses to tidy up the store, and Lum offers free legal help—only to be harshly rejected by Squire. When Dick Huddleston delivers the letter, the gravity of their predicament sets in. A mix of backwoods stubbornness, comedic tension, and escalating stakes make this episode a standout in the series. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Cedric, Squire Skimp, and Dick Huddleston Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, lawsuitdrama, Horlicks, smalltownantics, theateraccident, classicradio, vaudeville, legalcomedy, GoffAndLauck

  16. Squire Goes to See a Lawyer: A Suspicious Recovery

    Dec 1, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: June 26, 1935 In Lum & Abner #138, “Squire Goes to See a Lawyer,” concern grows in Pine Ridge after Squire Skimp’s mysterious accident at the local planetarium. Though Dr. Moore finds nothing seriously wrong, Squire remains bedridden—until he suddenly vanishes from his sickbed for a secret trip to the county seat. Lum and Abner, riddled with guilt, send a heartfelt note to cheer him up, only to learn he might be playing possum. When it's revealed that Squire has gone to see a lawyer, suspicion runs high. Is it a lawsuit, a scam, or something worse? This episode blends small-town sympathy with rising tension, as everyone tries to figure out Squire’s true intentions. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), with voices of Grandpappy Spears, Cedric, and others Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, suspiciousinjury, Horlicks, ruralmystery, classicradio, vaudeville, fakeinjury, legalplot, smalltownintrigue, GoffAndLauck

  17. Writing Letter of Apology to Squire: A Guilty Conscience and a Barn Door Parable

    Nov 29, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: June 25, 1935 In Lum & Abner #137, “Writing Letter of Apology to Squire,” guilt looms large in Pine Ridge after Squire Skimp's unexpected injury at the Planetarium. As the town buzzes with concern, Lum wrestles with remorse, prompting him and Abner to compose a heartfelt letter of apology—despite Abner's confusion over old sayings like “locking the barn door after the horse is stolen.” Misunderstandings multiply, even as the duo earnestly tries to do right. Meanwhile, Squire lies in bed, dramatically milking his injury while Doc Miller remains baffled by the lack of physical damage. Packed with comedic banter and surprising empathy, this episode shines with character and classic rural wit. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), with supporting voices including Doc Miller and Squire Skimp Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, apologyletter, Horlicks, ruraldrama, classicradio, vaudeville, PlanetariumTheater, guiltyconscience, comedyoferrors, Abnerlogic, DocMiller, nohardfeelings

  18. Theater Attracting Big Crowds: Free Shows, Squire’s Farewell, and a Shocking Ending

    Nov 24, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: June 24, 1935 In Lum & Abner #136, “Theater Attracting Big Crowds,” Pine Ridge flocks to the reopened Planetarium after Squire Skimp’s theater is shut down by Lum’s justice court ruling. With the competition gone, Lum and Abner find themselves doing brisk business and dream of offering free shows for children. Amid the bustle of ticket sales and hometown chatter, Squire unexpectedly arrives at the theater. Instead of causing trouble, he surprises everyone with an olive branch—and even pays for his own ticket. But just as he appears reformed, disaster strikes inside the theater, leaving Squire gravely injured. The episode ends with a dramatic turn that casts doubt on Squire's transformation and leaves listeners stunned. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), with supporting voices including Cedric Wehunt, Grandpappy Spears, Dick Huddleston, and Squire Skimp Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, PlanetariumTheater, Horlicks, smalltownlife, ruraldrama, classicradio, vaudeville, theaterrush, SquireReturns, freeforthekids, unexpectedtwist

  19. Squire Is Tried in Lum's Court: Justice, Romance, and Small-Town Pressure

    Nov 21, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: June 21, 1935 In Lum & Abner #135, “Squire Is Tried in Lum's Court,” justice takes center stage in Pine Ridge as Squire Skimp faces trial for illegally running a theater on the second floor of a building—against town ordinance. With Lum presiding as Justice of the Peace, the courtroom drama is complicated by personal stakes: Squire manipulates Evelina into threatening Lum’s relationship if he doesn’t drop the charges. Torn between duty and love, Lum must weigh legal fairness against his own happiness. Despite the emotional turmoil, he ultimately rules by the book, fining Squire $50 and ordering the Hippodrome closed. A powerful episode filled with legal tension, romantic manipulation, and moral clarity. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Dick Huddleston, Grandpappy Spears, Squire Skimp, and Evelina Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, courtroomdrama, Horlicks, smalltownjustice, ruralcomedy, classicradio, vaudeville, EvelinaUltimatum, LumOnTheBench, SkimpTrial, HippodromeClosed

  20. Squire Is Upset Over Warrant

    Nov 17, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: June 20, 1935 In Lum & Abner #134, “Squire Is Upset Over Warrant,” tensions in Pine Ridge flare after Squire Skimp is served a warrant for violating an ordinance by running a theater on the second floor of a building. With Squire's Hippodrome now shuttered, Lum and Abner find themselves with a monopoly—and a big problem. As they promote David Copperfield at their own picture house, Lum remains uneasy about how things unfolded. Meanwhile, Squire explodes in fury, storming into the Jot 'Em Down Store to accuse Lum of abusing his office and threatening retaliation if the court rules against him. The episode builds toward a courtroom confrontation, raising questions about ethics, law, and small-town politics, all laced with the series’ signature backwoods humor. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of Cedric, Squire Skimp

  21. Grandpap & Dick Demand Squire's Arrest: Laws, Loyalties, and Fire Hazards

    Nov 17, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: June 19, 1935 In Lum & Abner #133, “Grandpap & Dick Demand Squire's Arrest,” the heat rises in Pine Ridge—not just from the summer air, but from rising tensions over Squire Skimp’s new theater. Although Squire is breaking an old city ordinance by running a theater on a second floor, Lum hesitates to shut it down, worried the townsfolk will accuse him of abusing his office to quash competition. Abner, Grandpap, and Dick Huddleston aren't having it. They demand Lum act before a tragedy occurs, warning that Squire's overcrowded, single-staircase theater is a firetrap. Faced with the threat of being ousted and the moral weight of public safety, Lum finally agrees to issue the warrant. The episode balances satire, ethics, and public duty with the show's classic rural humor. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of Grandpap Spears, Dick Huddleston, and Squire Skimp

  22. Lum Won’t Arrest Squire: A Legal Loophole and a Moral Crossroad

    Nov 15, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: June 18, 1935 In Lum & Abner #132, “Lum Won’t Arrest Squire,” the tension thickens in Pine Ridge as Lum faces a moral dilemma. Despite uncovering an old ordinance that would allow him to shut down Squire Skimp’s theater for being on the second floor, Lum hesitates—questioning whether it’s right to weaponize the law purely for business gain. Meanwhile, Grandpappy Spears, recently fired from Squire’s show despite a promised contract, seeks justice and urges Lum to act. With Abner pressing for retaliation and the town watching closely, Lum’s conscience becomes the battleground. But when Grandpappy demands action as a citizen, Lum’s hands are tied—he must serve the warrant, even if it means going against his better judgment. This episode delivers sharp character insight and a clever look at frontier justice. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Grandpappy Spears and Squire Skimp Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, classicradio, vaudeville, ruraldrama, moralconflict, contractdispute, smalltownpolitics, legaldilemma, upstairsordinance, justiceofthepeace, Horlicks, GrandpappySpears, consciencevscompetition, citizenaction

  23. Squire Is Breaking the Law: Contracts, Competition, and a Legal Loophole

    Nov 12, 2025 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: June 17, 1935 In Lum & Abner #131, “Squire Is Breaking the Law,” the Pine Ridge picture show war escalates as Squire Skimp pulls another fast one—firing Grandpappy Spears despite a supposed three-month contract and hiring a band to lure crowds to his theater. Lum and Abner, struggling to turn a profit after giving away a free matinee, are fed up with Squire’s underhanded tactics. But when Squire tries to pay them only five cents per patron in a dubious overflow deal, Lum decides enough is enough. In a twist of legal ingenuity, he digs into an old statute that might just shut Squire down for good—revealing it's illegal to operate a theater above the ground floor. A masterstroke of homespun justice unfolds as the boys move from business rivals to amateur law enforcers in this sharp, funny episode of small-town scheming and redemption. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Squire Skimp and Grandpappy Spears Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, vintagebroadcast, smalltownjustice, classicradio, vaudeville, contractdispute, ruralcomedy, picturewar, GrandpappySpears, visualbusiness, theaterlaw, Horlicks, overflowdeal

  24. Ladies Uplift League Will Boycott Show: Squire's Sabotage Exposed

    Nov 9, 2025 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: June 14, 1935 In Lum & Abner #130, “Ladies Uplift League Will Boycott Show,” opening day chaos strikes as the Pine Ridge Planetarium’s much-anticipated free matinee is abruptly canceled. The Ladies Uplift League storms in with a resolution banning the film “The Texas Kid,” claiming it’s unfit for the town’s youth. Lum and Abner are heartbroken—especially after seeing the disappointment on the children’s faces. But when the dust settles, it’s revealed that Squire Skimp is behind the boycott, using the League to sabotage their opening in favor of his own theater. With the truth exposed and the League furious at being manipulated, the boycott is lifted, and Squire’s opening night plans crumble when his film reel fails to arrive. Lum and Abner reclaim their spotlight with a second chance at opening Pine Ridge’s first movie theater. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Sister Simpson, Dick Huddleston, and Squire Skimp Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, picturehouse, Horlicks, boycott, smalltowndrama, theaterrivalry, LadiesUpliftLeague, classicradio, vaudeville, sabotage, TexasKid, grandopening

  25. Squire Spreads Rumors About Matinee: A Dirty Trick Before Opening Day

    Nov 9, 2025 · 13 min

    Originally Aired: June 13, 1935 In Lum & Abner #129, “Squire Spreads Rumors About Matinee,” opening day tensions erupt as Pine Ridge’s two rival movie houses prepare for their grand debuts. Lum and Abner scramble to outmaneuver Squire Skimp by hosting a Friday matinee, earning the title of the town’s first picture show. But as the duo bumbles through last-minute preparations—complete with Abner mistakenly painting over the box office window—Squire counters with his signature brand of underhanded sabotage. Enlisting the Ladies Uplift League, he spreads a whisper campaign accusing the matinee’s Western film of corrupting the youth. With his snide concern for “firearms education,” Squire aims to shut down the competition before it even begins. Will Pine Ridge’s moral gatekeepers fall for his ruse, or will Lum and Abner pull off their big premiere? Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Dick Huddleston, Squire Skimp, and Grandpappy Spears Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, Horlicks, ruralcomedy, classicradio, vaudeville, picturehousewar, ladiesupliftleague, westernfilmcontroversy, boxofficeblunder, grandopening, smalltownrivalry, Abnerpaintswindow, sabotagebyphone