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Lum & Abner: Classic Small-Town Comedy

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Step back into the heartwarming world of Pine Ridge, Arkansas, where Lum Edwards and Abner Peabody run their general store—and get into all kinds of hilarious misadventures along the way! Lum & Abner: Classic Small-Town Comedy brings you the best restored episodes of this beloved Old Time Radio show, featuring the quick wit, charming banter, and homespun humor that entertained generations.

Join Lum and Abner as they navigate small-town life, dream up ambitious schemes, and share the kind of laughter that never goes out of style. With crystal-clear remastered audio, accurate episode details, and cast information, this is the ultimate collection for Old Time Radio enthusiasts and new fans alike.

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246 episodes

  1. Dick is Losing Customers to Rolling Store

    Apr 3, 2026 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: August 22, 1935 In Lum & Abner #179, "Dick is Losing Customers to Rolling Store," Lum and Abner finally get their rolling grocery store up and running after a week of mechanical troubles. The mobile store proves to be an immediate hit, stopping at every house in Pine Ridge and making sales wherever they go. Meanwhile, at Dick Huddleston's general store, Grand Pappy Spears discusses the new venture with Dick, who begins to realize the impact on his own business. Dick's concerns prove well-founded as phone calls start coming in from his regular customers asking him to pass messages to Lum and Abner about stopping by their homes with the rolling store. The blow to Dick's trade becomes increasingly apparent, though he tries to remain optimistic that customers will return once the novelty wears off. When Abner arrives announcing they've taken in over sixty-two dollars in their first day, it's clear the rolling store is a major success. However, Lum has literally fallen victim to his own venture's mobility, having forgotten they were moving and stepping off the back porch to help with a spooked horse.

  2. The Store’s First Day on the Road

    Apr 2, 2026 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: August 21, 1935 In Lum & Abner #178, "The Store's First Day on the Road," Lum and Abner's ambitious mobile store venture hits a major snag on its inaugural journey. Already handicapped by engine trouble that forced them to substitute horses for their motorized vehicle, the partners face an unexpected problem: every time their traveling store hits a bump or slant in the road, the canned goods come tumbling off the shelves onto the floor. As Lum and Abner stand by the roadside surveying the mess, they desperately try to devise solutions, from nailing boards across the shelves to gluing down display cans. While the partners bicker and brainstorm increasingly impractical ideas, their driver Cedric timidly attempts to offer a suggestion. Lum and Abner repeatedly dismiss him, too caught up in their own schemes and philosophical discussions about perseverance and the proper way to look backward. The frustrated Abner even suggests giving up entirely and converting their rolling store into a stationary shop. However, when Cedric finally manages to propose slanting the shelves backward so the cans can't fall out, Lum naturally takes credit for the solution and orders them back to the blacksmith shop to implement the fix.

  3. Squire Goes to Arizona to Sell Silver Mine

    Apr 1, 2026 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: August 20, 1935 In Lum & Abner #177, "Squire Goes to Arizona to Sell Silver Mine," Lum and Abner face mounting obstacles as they attempt to launch their new traveling store on wheels. After loading merchandise yesterday, the duo discovers the rear end is too heavy, causing the front wheels to lift completely off the ground. They're forced to haul everything back to Caleb Weehunt's blacksmith shop for modifications. At Dick Huddleston's store, Grandpappy Spears and Dick discuss the problematic venture, agreeing the body was built far too large and unwieldy for country roads. The troubles continue to pile up when Lum arrives with news that someone has stolen spark plugs from the engine overnight. Rather than cutting down the oversized body as planned, they've added a third set of wheels using old cultivator parts from Caleb's shop, creating an awkward six-wheeled contraption. Dick warns that the mismatched wheels won't work properly, but Lum remains hopeful. Meanwhile, Abner and Cedric are still trying to get the engine running, and Grandpappy anxiously awaits news about whether their venture will succeed enough to offer him employment.

  4. Cedric Loads Merchandise into the Store

    Mar 31, 2026 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: August 19, 1935 In Lum & Abner #176, "Cedric Loads Merchandise into the Store," Lum and Abner prepare to launch their innovative rolling grocery store after finally extracting it from Caleb Wheel's blacksmith shop. The store on wheels, built too large to fit through the shop door, made its dramatic exit when Abner accidentally crashed it through the side wall. Now at the rear of Dick Huddleston's store, Lum, Abner, and their helper Cedric load merchandise onto their mobile venture. Dick generously offers his feed room as storage space for their extra inventory, helping the partners manage the logistical challenges of their ambitious enterprise. As preparations continue, Lum and Abner take to the party line telephone to announce their inaugural run and remind listeners about their naming contest. They're disappointed by the low response rate and urge their friends not to overthink the contest, suggesting simple names like "the speed wagon" or "store at your door." With Cedric hauling sacks of feed and the shelves stocked, the partners face the challenge of explaining their unusual twenty-four-foot-long contraption to the community, where the front of the store sits on the back of an automobile.

  5. Abner Gets the Rolling Store out of the Blacksmith

    Mar 30, 2026 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: August 16, 1935 In Lum & Abner #175, "Abner Gets the Rolling Store out of the Blacksmith," the partners face a peculiar predicament when they discover their new rolling store can't be extracted from Caleb Weehunt's blacksmith shop. The local blacksmith has completed construction of their store on wheels, but he built the entire contraption inside his shop without considering how to get it out. When Lum and Abner arrive to claim their new business venture, they find only Caleb's son Cedric working at the anvil, as Caleb himself is home napping and insisting the delivery problem isn't his responsibility. Desperate to open for business before a shipment of groceries arrives that evening, Lum telephones Caleb to negotiate a solution. The blacksmith suggests tearing down his shop and having them build him a new one, which Lum suspects is a scheme Caleb has wanted for fifteen years. Various impractical ideas emerge, from lifting the store through the roof with a block and tackle to digging an elaborate tunnel underneath the building. With time running out and their rolling store trapped inside, the partners must find a way to free their new business venture without breaking the bank or demolishing the entire blacksmith shop.

  6. Inspecting the New Rolling Grocery Store

    Mar 29, 2026 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: August 15, 1935 In Lum & Abner #174, "Inspecting the New Rolling Grocery Store," excitement builds as Lum and Abner arrive at Caleb Weehunt's blacksmith shop to inspect their brand-new mobile store. However, their anticipation turns to frustration when they find the shop locked, with a sign indicating Caleb and his son Cedric have gone to dinner. As the partners wait impatiently in the hot sun, Abner grows increasingly agitated trying to calculate exactly when the hour will be up, leading to his typical confusion and Lum's exasperation. The two press their faces against the dirty window to catch a glimpse of their new venture, with Abner getting his face covered in black grime in the process. When Dick and Grandpap arrive as invited guests, the group peers through the window together, marveling at the size of the new rolling store complete with a back porch. The men discuss the possibilities and potential pitfalls of their mobile venture, from breaking down on mountaintops to getting stuck in creeks. When Cedric finally arrives with the keys, a new concern emerges: Abner has never actually driven the vehicle before, despite having a store built on it.

  7. Squire Wants a Third Interest in the Store

    Mar 28, 2026 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: August 14, 1935 In Lum & Abner #173, "Squire Wants a Third Interest in the Store," Lum and Abner eagerly await the completion of their ambitious new business venture: a store on wheels being built by local blacksmith Caleb Weehunt. The massive mobile store, measuring fourteen feet wide and twenty-four feet long, has the whole town buzzing with excitement. When Lum stops by Abner's house, where Grandpappy Spears is visiting, he brings letters from listeners across the country submitting names for their traveling grocery store contest. Grandpappy expresses concerns about the vehicle's enormous size, warning it will take up the whole road and cause complaints, but Lum and Abner remain enthusiastic. They even discuss making another party line announcement to remind folks to send in their contest entries. The partners' excitement is momentarily interrupted when Squire Skimp arrives with news. He mentions visiting the blacksmith shop to inspect their new store and acknowledges it's a good idea if properly handled. The conversation shifts to another venture—a silver mine—and Squire begins to reveal he's received a letter from a man named Worthington, setting up what promises to be an interesting proposition.

  8. Preparing to Build Rolling Grocery Store

    Mar 26, 2026 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: August 12, 1935 In Lum & Abner #171, "Preparing to Build Rolling Grocery Store," Lum and Abner forge ahead with their ambitious new business venture after losing their beloved Jot 'Em Down Store to Snake Hogan. Unable to raise the money to buy back their original establishment, the partners devise an innovative solution: they'll build a complete general store on the chassis of Abner's twelve-cylinder automobile, creating Pine Ridge's first rolling grocery that will make house-to-house calls. Lum arrives at Abner's home with exciting news that he's struck a deal with Caleb Weehunt to construct the mobile store by trading away the sedan body for the new storefront structure. As the partners review Caleb's blueprints, the practical challenges of their unconventional enterprise become apparent. Abner struggles to understand the plans, raising concerns about rain protection and questioning why customers must enter through the back door. Lum explains the layout will mirror their old store, complete with shelves, a refrigerator, and even a peaked roof with shingles and a stove pipe. With three hundred and fifty dollars to stock their merchandise, the optimistic duo believes they've stumbled upon the best business idea yet.

  9. Snake Hogan Won’t Sell the Jot ’em Down Store

    Mar 25, 2026 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: August 9, 1935 In Lum & Abner #170, "Snake Hogan Won't Sell the Jot 'em Down Store," Abner has squandered the entire $2,000 he received from selling the Jot 'em Down Store, with nothing left but a troublesome secondhand automobile. Having hit rock bottom, he and Lum decide to pool their meager resources and return to their partnership in the store business. They approach Snake Hogan, who now owns their former establishment, and he agrees to sell it back for $1,500 with a thousand dollars down payment. The problem is money. Lum has only $350 from his commissions selling shares in Squire's silver mine, and Abner is completely broke. Abner spends a frustrating day at the county seat trying to sell his twelve-cylinder automobile, hoping to raise the remaining cash, but no one will make him an offer. Dick Huddleston suggests they try trading the car directly to Snake as part of the down payment. With renewed hope, Lum telephones Snake to propose this new arrangement, but when honesty gets the better of him and he admits they simply cannot raise the cash any other way, the deal appears to hang in the balance.

  10. Lum & Abner Tired of High Society

    Mar 24, 2026 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: August 8, 1935 In Lum & Abner #169, "Lum & Abner Tired of High Society," the citizens of Pine Ridge are wrestling with newfound wealth and mounting suspicions. Abner has sold his Jot 'Em Down store for $2,000 and is living the high life with a secondhand automobile and chauffeur, parading around town as his version of a socialite. Meanwhile, Cedric Wehunt visits Lum seeking information about the Great Western Sterling Silver Company, in which he and other townspeople have invested their hard-earned money. Cedric is confused about dividends and concerned about getting his cash back, while Lum tries to explain that no profits will come until they actually start mining silver. The situation takes a darker turn when Dick Diggs arrives with troubling news. He's investigated the mysterious Mr. Worthington, who recently offered a million dollars for the silver mine, and discovered that the license plates on Worthington's car were stolen. Dick warns Lum that something suspicious is afoot and urges him to stop selling stock to friends who are mortgaging their homes to invest, lest they lose everything they have.

  11. Who Are Dixie-Belle & Mary-Jane

    Mar 23, 2026 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: August 7, 1935 In Lum & Abner #168, "Who Are Dixie-Belle & Mary-Jane," trouble is brewing in Pine Ridge as Abner's sudden transformation into a high-society big spender takes a potentially scandalous turn. After selling his store for $2,000, Abner has been tearing around town in a big secondhand automobile with a chauffeur, gambling on horse races, and living it up at nightclubs. Now his worried wife Elizabeth calls Lum at Dick Huddleston's store with disturbing news: Abner has been calling out the names "Dixie-Belle" and "Mary-Jane" in his sleep. Could the former country storekeeper actually be involved with other women? Lum tries to reassure Elizabeth that it's probably just Abner's unconscious mind at work, but he and Dick agree to have a serious talk with their friend about his reckless behavior. However, when Abner breezes into the store full of energy and immediately phones Grandpappy Spears to invite him on a trip to see "Dixie-Belle and Mary-Jane," Lum and Dick are left stunned. The evidence seems damning, and Lum can hardly believe what he's hearing.

  12. Dick Huddleston Skeptical About Silver Mine

    Mar 22, 2026 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: August 6, 1935 In Lum & Abner #167, "Dick Huddleston Skeptical About Silver Mine," excitement over the silver mine reaches a fever pitch in Pine Ridge after a supposed wealthy mine operator named Mr. Worthington offers Squire a million dollars for the property. With the offer rejected, citizens are mortgaging their farms and selling off possessions to buy more stock, and Lum is making a fortune in commissions. However, Dick Huddleston remains unconvinced about the legitimacy of the whole operation and decides to do some investigating of his own. Dick notices suspicious details about the mysterious Mr. Worthington, including contradictions in his story and the fact that he supposedly drove from Arizona with Oklahoma license plates on his car. Despite Dick's warnings and observations, Lum remains blissfully confident in the mine's prospects, having already invested three hundred dollars of his own money. When Dick finally convinces Lum to at least put his commission check in the bank instead of buying more stock, it marks a small victory for caution in a town caught up in mining fever.

  13. Abner Becomes the Biggest Society Man of All

    Mar 9, 2026 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: August 5, 1935 In Lum & Abner #166, “Abner Becomes the Biggest Society Man of All,” Pine Ridge is buzzing after Abner returns from the county seat determined to live the high-society life. Armed with a big automobile, a chauffeur named Adolf, and a wardrobe of flashy new suits, Abner plunges headfirst into late-night parties, nightclub outings, dancing, and extravagant spending. His friends—including Lum, Dick Huddleston, and Grandpap—are stunned at how completely “society” has gone to Abner’s head, especially after they had once struggled just to get him interested in social life at all. As Abner plans yet another all-night celebration complete with dancing, swimming, breakfast, golf, and horse races, the folks of Pine Ridge begin wondering how long he can keep up the wild pace. Meanwhile, rumors swirl about a supposedly valuable silver mine investment being pushed by Squire Skimp, adding another layer of small-town speculation and comic skepticism to the story. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), supporting voices including Dick Huddleston and Grandpap Speers Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, PineRidge, JotEmDownStore, societycomedy, AbnerPeabody, GrandpapSpeers, DickHuddleston, SquireSkimp, silvermine, smalltownhumor, vintagebroadcast, Horlicks, ruralcomedy, classicradio, nightclubantics, societycraze, radiohistory

  14. The Real Reason Abner Disappeared

    Feb 27, 2026 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: August 2, 1935 In Lum & Abner #165, “The Real Reason Abner Disappeared,” Pine Ridge is buzzing with worry after Abner vanishes without a trace. Rumors swirl that Squire Skimp and Snake Hogan may have had a hand in his disappearance—especially after forcing him to sell the Jot ’Em Down Store for $2,000. Elizabeth blames herself, fearing her recent obsession with high society drove Abner away for good. Meanwhile, Squire promotes his latest silver mine scheme, claiming a wealthy Arizona millionaire, Mr. Worthington, is arriving to buy out the operation—sending stockholders into a frenzy. Just as tensions peak and suspicions mount, a luxurious automobile rolls into town… and out steps none other than Abner himself, dressed to the nines and fully embracing the very society life he once resisted. This episode delivers a perfect blend of mystery, satire, small-town gossip, and an unexpected comedic twist. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), supporting voices including Squire Skimp, Snake Hogan, Grandpap, Elizabeth, and Dick Huddleston Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, PineRidge, JotEmDownStore, SquireSkimp, SnakeHogan, silverminescheme, MrWorthington, societyspoof, Abnerreturns, vintagebroadcast, Horlicks, ruralcomedy, classicradio, smalltownmystery, GoffAndLauck

  15. Abner Has Not Been Seen at All

    Feb 16, 2026 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: August 1, 1935 In Lum & Abner #164, “Abner Has Not Been Seen at All,” tension grips Pine Ridge after Abner mysteriously disappears following a heated confrontation with Squire Skimp and Snake Hogan. After selling the Jot ’Em Down Store for $2,000, Abner refused to reinvest the money into Squire’s dubious silver mine scheme—thwarting what appears to have been a calculated swindle. When Squire and Snake forcibly drive Abner away for a “private talk,” he vanishes overnight. Lum and Dick Huddleston grow increasingly suspicious, fearing foul play in the mountains outside town. As accusations fly and the sheriff is nearly summoned, Squire hastily revises his story. With sharp dialogue, rural intrigue, and rising suspense, this episode blends comedy with genuine small-town drama—leaving listeners wondering what truly happened to Abner in the hills of Pine Ridge. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), supporting voices including Dick Huddleston, Squire Skimp, and Snake Hogan Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, PineRidge, SquireSkimp, SnakeHogan, silverminescheme, missingperson, JotEmDownStore, Horlicks, ruraldrama, smalltownmystery, classicradio, vintagebroadcast, radiohumor, mountainescape, blueskylaw, PineRidgeintrigue

  16. Abner Sells the Jot 'Em Down Store to Snake Hogan

    Feb 2, 2026 · 13 min

    Originally Aired: July 31, 1935 In Lum & Abner #163, “Abner Sells the Jot 'Em Down Store,” Pine Ridge is thrown into uproar after Abner unexpectedly sells the Jot 'Em Down Store to none other than Snake Hogan—for a whopping $2,000 in cash. But the real shock comes afterward: the sale was part of a secret scheme cooked up by Squire Skimp, who hoped Abner would immediately reinvest the money into his dubious silver mine. When Abner refuses, things spiral quickly. Elizabeth sides with Squire, Snake Hogan gets threatening, and Lum fears for his friend’s safety. The episode ends on a tense note with Snake and Squire abducting Abner to "talk business," suggesting their bluff may turn into real danger. This installment blends sharp backroom plotting with Abner’s surprising new ambitions to become a Pine Ridge society man, all while maintaining the show’s trademark humor. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Squire Skimp, Snake Hogan, Elizabeth Peabody, Dick Huddleston Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, SnakeHogan, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, Horlicks, AbnerSoldTheStore, silvermineplot, ruralcomedy, classicradio, vaudeville, leisureclass, societyAbner, storeabduction

  17. Plot to Buy the Jot ‘Em Down Store: Squire’s Schemes and Society’s Grip

    Jan 23, 2026 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: July 30, 1935 In Lum & Abner #162, “Plot to Buy the Jot ‘Em Down Store,” Pine Ridge’s society craze reaches new heights, with Abner caught between his wife Elizabeth’s social ambitions and Squire Skimp’s shady schemes. While Abner laments Elizabeth’s turn toward high society—complete with bridge lessons, debutante parties, and a hired cook—Squire and Snake Hogan attempt a sly takeover of the Jot ‘Em Down Store. Pretending to help, Squire persuades Abner to sell for $2,000, planning to funnel the money right back into their dubious silver mine stock. But Abner flips the script, takes the cash, and bolts—leaving Squire and Snake outwitted and out $2,000. A classic tale of small-town cunning meets backfired con. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), with voices of supporting characters including Squire Skimp, Dick Huddleston, and Snake Hogan Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, societycraze, Horlicks, ruralcomedy, silverminescheme, classicradio, vaudeville, smalltownlife, Abnerwins, outsmartSquire

  18. Abner Hates Being in High Society

    Jan 20, 2026 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: July 29, 1935 In Lum & Abner #161, “Abner Hates Being in High Society,” the sleepy town of Pine Ridge is in the midst of a social revolution—courtesy of Squire Skimp and his slick-talking city friends. As the townsfolk get swept up in the pretentious wave of high society, Abner finds himself increasingly disillusioned. Pressured by his wife Elizabeth to quit his job at the Jot 'Em Down Store for the sake of appearances, Abner grumbles through country club plans, overpriced golf course land, contract bridge classes, and the confusing etiquette of upper-class life. Things come to a comic boil when Abner arrests two women for indecent dress—only to discover they’re his wife and daughter. A classic send-up of social climbing and the pitfalls of abandoning one’s roots, this episode hilariously skewers the idea of keeping up appearances. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), supporting voices of Squire Skimp, Dick Huddleston, Professor Willoughby, and Elizabeth Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, highsociety, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, countryclubcomedy, Horlicks, SquireSkimp, bridgeclub, ruralcomedy, classsatire, GoffAndLauck, AbnerArrestsElizabeth

  19. They Cut Down the Old Pine Tree: Society Fever and a Musical Rebellion

    Jan 13, 2026 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: July 26, 1935 In Lum & Abner #160, “They Cut Down the Old Pine Tree,” high society fever sweeps through Pine Ridge thanks to the meddling of Professor Willoughby. The town's women are locked in a battle of etiquette and soirées, while Lum fully embraces his role as the “Pine Ridge Playboy,” parading around in golfing gear and taking his dog for society-mandated walks. As Geraldine Seestrunk prepares for her “coming out” party, Lum and Abner are roped into performing a duet. Despite the professor's preference for grand opera, the pair opts for a heartfelt rendition of “They Cut Down the Old Pine Tree,” a move that subtly resists the pretentious wave overtaking their community. With Squire Skimp tying social status to silver mine shares and proposing a country club, this episode perfectly captures the tension between rustic charm and intrusive sophistication. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Grandpappy Spears, Cedric Weehunt, Squire Skimp, and Professor Willoughby Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, societyspoof, ProfessorWilloughby, silverminegimmick, classicradio, vaudeville, ruralcomedy, countryclubgrift, debutanteparty, parodyopera, TheyCutDownTheOldPineTree, GoffAndLauck

  20. High Society: 1st Families of Pine Ridge

    Jan 6, 2026 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: July 25, 1935 In Lum & Abner #159, “High Society: 1st Families of Pine Ridge,” Pine Ridge is swept up in a whirlwind of sophistication, thanks to Professor Willoughby’s East Coast influence. Contract bridge, berets, and coming out parties replace box suppers and horseshoe pitching, as Lum dons a flamboyant new outfit hand-picked by the professor to become a beacon of backwoods elegance. Meanwhile, Squire Skimp continues his behind-the-scenes manipulation—using high society as bait to sell shares in a dubious silver mine. Lum, increasingly unsure about the ethics of the operation, finds himself investing his own commissions back into the venture, all while dreaming of debutante status and hosting his own "coming out" party. This episode is a comical jab at social climbing, small-town transformation, and the clever cons that fuel them. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Squire Skimp and Professor Willoughby Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, societyspoof, Horlicks, debutantecomedy, miningcon, classicradio, vaudeville, PineRidgeSociety, FFPR, stockscheme, ProfessorWilloughby

  21. Discussing Rules of Proper Etiquette: Wrestling with Refinement

    Jan 4, 2026 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: July 24, 1935 In Lum & Abner #158, “Discussing Rules of Proper Etiquette,” Pine Ridge’s flirtation with high society grows even more absurd as Abner finds himself reluctantly inducted into the FFPR (First Families of Pine Ridge). With Professor Willoughby teaching the town “etiquette,” the locals are struggling to adapt—especially Caleb Wehunt, who still wants to wrestle people at tea parties. Lum is fully taken in, parroting the professor’s rules and defending the legitimacy of the Great Western Sterling Silver Company, while Abner grows more skeptical. Despite himself, Abner is dragged deeper into this social charade—now being pushed into taking singing lessons! Hilarity ensues as small-town values clash with pseudo-sophisticated airs in this satire of status and self-importance. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Squire Skimp, Professor Willoughby, and Caleb Wehunt Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, PineRidge, FFPR, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, etiquettecomedy, ProfessorWilloughby, socialsatire, ruralcomedy, classicradio, vaudeville, Horlicks, highsocietyclash, singinglessons, Abnerresistschange, silverminepromo

  22. Everyone Interested in High Society: The Rise of the FFPR

    Jan 4, 2026 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: July 23, 1935 In Lum & Abner #157, “Everyone Interested in High Society,” the town of Pine Ridge is swept up in a wave of high-society fever as the Great Western Sterling Silver Company’s stock promotion transforms ordinary citizens into self-proclaimed aristocrats. Lum, now fully invested in selling the silver mine stock, genuinely believes in its potential, while Abner remains skeptical—until his wife Elizabeth insists on joining the exclusive new social circle: the FFPR (First Families of Pine Ridge). The satire runs high as the town's citizens abandon their jobs, don lavish outfits, and demand gourmet foods they've never heard of before—all to play at being part of "society." Even Grandpappy Spears gets dressed up for a tea party! It’s a hilarious critique of class pretensions and a sharp look at how quickly ambition and vanity can spread in a small town. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Dick Huddleston, Squire Skimp, and Grandpappy Spears Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, FFPR, PineRidge, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, silvermine, getrichquick, highsociety, SquireSkimp, ruralcomedy, classicradio, vaudeville, Horlicks, socialclimbing, AbnerjoinsFFPR, stockscheme

  23. Selling Shares in Arizona Silver Mine: Pine Ridge Turns Millionaire Overnight

    Jan 2, 2026 · 14 min

    Originally Aired: July 22, 1935 In Lum & Abner #156, “Selling Shares in Arizona Silver Mine,” the town of Pine Ridge is gripped by a get-rich-quick frenzy. Squire Skimp’s latest scheme—selling stock in the “Great Western Sterling Silver Company”—has captivated everyone from Grandpappy Spears to Cedric, Uncle Henry, and even the town barber, who closes shop to retire early. Abner, left alone at the Jot 'Em Down Store and struggling without a delivery boy, is bewildered as his townsfolk abandon labor for lavish dreams. When Lum arrives in grand fashion, revealing himself as President of the silver company, the twist becomes clear: he and Squire are behind the entire operation. Abner is stunned, and the town’s fate may hinge on whether this silver mine is genuine—or just another Squire Skimp con. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), with Grandpappy Spears and Cedric Wehunt in supporting roles Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, silverminescheme, PineRidge, SquireSkimp, JotEmDownStore, LumPresident, Horlicks, radiohumor, classicradio, vaudeville, ruralcomedy, getrichquick, stockfrenzy, ArizonaSilver, conmancomedy, smalltownantics

  24. Lum Has New Business Venture with Squire: A President’s Title and a Suspicious Partnership

    Jan 2, 2026 · 14 min

    In Lum & Abner #155, “Lum Has New Business Venture with Squire,” the fallout from Lum’s resignation at the Jot 'Em Down Store continues. After a failed attempt by Dick Huddleston to reconcile the feuding partners, Lum doubles down on his anger—chasing Abner off his porch with threats of his dog, Lead. But just as the dust settles, Squire Skimp arrives to reveal their new venture. Squire has had fancy letterheads printed, naming Lum “President” of the company—a title that blinds Lum to the lack of any actual business plan. Despite warnings from Dick about Squire’s reputation and past schemes, Lum is starry-eyed and convinced of their inevitable riches. The episode blends comedy and caution as Lum may be stepping out of the frying pan and into a conniving fire. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), with Dick Huddleston and Squire Skimp in supporting roles Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, SquireSkimp, PineRidge, businessventure, vaudeville, JotEmDownStore, radiohumor, vintagebroadcast, classicradio, suspiciouspartnership, LumPresident, SquireSchemes, Horlicks, conmancharm, ruraldrama, smalltownantics

  25. Lum Goes into Business with Squire: A Broken Partnership and a Questionable Alliance

    Jan 2, 2026 · 15 min

    Originally Aired: July 18, 1935 In Lum & Abner #154, “Lum Goes into Business with Squire,” tensions at the Jot 'Em Down Store hit a boiling point. Tired of Abner’s relentless bossing, humiliation, and stinginess—including refusing Lum a 15¢ advance for a meal—Lum finally snaps. After being forced to haul a hundred-pound sack of feed on an empty stomach, he quits on the spot. But the real twist? He’s already made a deal with none other than Squire Skimp, forming a new business venture with his former nemesis. The episode delivers a sharp turn in the Lum and Abner saga, where pride, desperation, and revenge intersect in an unexpected new alliance that leaves Pine Ridge buzzing. Cast: Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), with Dick Huddleston and Squire Skimp in supporting roles Tags: LumAndAbner, oldtimeradio, 1930scomedy, JotEmDownStore, PineRidge, SquireSkimp, Horlicks, radiohumor, classicradio, vaudeville, LumQuits, roleReversal, businessbreakup, SquireAndLum, newventure, LumGoesHungry, ruraldrama, PineRidgePolitics